Ketamine Karen
@hojasazules.bsky.social
Gané a Don Ratón y todos me tienen envidia. She/her
I'm drunk from drinking 2 beers, where did my early 20s go???
January 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I'm drunk from drinking 2 beers, where did my early 20s go???
M lié un porro con tu gato
January 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
M lié un porro con tu gato
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*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at 3am*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
January 18, 2024 at 4:50 AM
*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at 3am*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
En esta red social la gente no para de postear sus gatos para poner que se han muerto mira parad q me da mucha pena
January 9, 2024 at 7:04 AM
En esta red social la gente no para de postear sus gatos para poner que se han muerto mira parad q me da mucha pena
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A random number texted me last night saying that they were God so I blocked the number & went back to bed. No offense but if God wants to talk to me, they can reach me during regular business hours like everyone else.
January 3, 2024 at 12:58 AM
A random number texted me last night saying that they were God so I blocked the number & went back to bed. No offense but if God wants to talk to me, they can reach me during regular business hours like everyone else.
Reposted by Ketamine Karen
🪐 Cosmic tater tot 💫
January 8, 2024 at 3:17 AM
🪐 Cosmic tater tot 💫
Look at this lil guy
January 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Look at this lil guy
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To me, the conclusive proof that there is no god is the fact that raccoons look like that and clearly should be my friends but they will give me rabies
January 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
To me, the conclusive proof that there is no god is the fact that raccoons look like that and clearly should be my friends but they will give me rabies
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Gay swans are given 3D-printed eggs after they build nest together 🌈🦢 #QueerInSTEM
www.thepinknews.com/2023/12/27/g...
www.thepinknews.com/2023/12/27/g...
Gay swans are given 3D-printed eggs after they build nest together
A gay swan couple at a zoo has been given 3D-printed eggs to raise after they built a beautiful nest together.
www.thepinknews.com
January 4, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Gay swans are given 3D-printed eggs after they build nest together 🌈🦢 #QueerInSTEM
www.thepinknews.com/2023/12/27/g...
www.thepinknews.com/2023/12/27/g...
Gen Z keeps complaining but at 25 I have:
- A house to my name
- A 6 figure salary at a job that I love
- An undergrad from Yale and law degree from Harvard
- 4 kids I homeschool
- A pet iguana
- Two high end cars
See? Anything is possible when you lie
- A house to my name
- A 6 figure salary at a job that I love
- An undergrad from Yale and law degree from Harvard
- 4 kids I homeschool
- A pet iguana
- Two high end cars
See? Anything is possible when you lie
January 4, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Gen Z keeps complaining but at 25 I have:
- A house to my name
- A 6 figure salary at a job that I love
- An undergrad from Yale and law degree from Harvard
- 4 kids I homeschool
- A pet iguana
- Two high end cars
See? Anything is possible when you lie
- A house to my name
- A 6 figure salary at a job that I love
- An undergrad from Yale and law degree from Harvard
- 4 kids I homeschool
- A pet iguana
- Two high end cars
See? Anything is possible when you lie
Por si en algún momento soy presidenta del gobierno y quieren cancelarme: todo lo que pone en esta cuenta es broma, mentira, chiste o bien lo escribió otra persona
January 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Por si en algún momento soy presidenta del gobierno y quieren cancelarme: todo lo que pone en esta cuenta es broma, mentira, chiste o bien lo escribió otra persona