Honeygum
@hoidi.bsky.social
gremlin idol shitposter magical girl
Feeling maternal towards those iron filing pets. Yes, that is my son playing fetch with his ball and yes, that is him pooping his own existence for me to put back in his food bowl. Yes yes.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Feeling maternal towards those iron filing pets. Yes, that is my son playing fetch with his ball and yes, that is him pooping his own existence for me to put back in his food bowl. Yes yes.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
I went to the doctor and oh my god, I actually have to do the Game Grumps meme and consume Prilosec
Been having tummy troubles and lemme tell ya: prune juice will completely obliterate you and clear you out holy shit
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I went to the doctor and oh my god, I actually have to do the Game Grumps meme and consume Prilosec
Been having tummy troubles and lemme tell ya: prune juice will completely obliterate you and clear you out holy shit
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Been having tummy troubles and lemme tell ya: prune juice will completely obliterate you and clear you out holy shit
Who embalmed Stallone tf
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who embalmed Stallone tf
Once bitten and Twice shy?? Twice would never bite their fans and they're natural performers smh /j
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Once bitten and Twice shy?? Twice would never bite their fans and they're natural performers smh /j
I love you falafel Mars rock!! 🗣🔥
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love you falafel Mars rock!! 🗣🔥
How many of my followers are actually humans?? If you're a bot you gotta tell me that you're a bot-
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How many of my followers are actually humans?? If you're a bot you gotta tell me that you're a bot-
You aren't a Kpop Demon Hunter, you're a Depop Demonia Scavenger–sit down ajfhskk
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You aren't a Kpop Demon Hunter, you're a Depop Demonia Scavenger–sit down ajfhskk
I just dont know how much I can trust wine simply titled "Josh"
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I just dont know how much I can trust wine simply titled "Josh"
Alex Horne is much like Jerma in that they are both oh so little and small
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Alex Horne is much like Jerma in that they are both oh so little and small
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
Barney doesn't seem like the powerful institution he once was.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Barney doesn't seem like the powerful institution he once was.
Colonel Sanders looking suspiciously like Hideo Kojima
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Colonel Sanders looking suspiciously like Hideo Kojima
The two strongest Mongolian people in all of history appear to be Genghis Khan and Adiyasuren from Team Mongolia from Physical Asia
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The two strongest Mongolian people in all of history appear to be Genghis Khan and Adiyasuren from Team Mongolia from Physical Asia
Definitely feels weird when a local sports team gets so big that it doesn't feel "local" anymore, yknow?
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Definitely feels weird when a local sports team gets so big that it doesn't feel "local" anymore, yknow?
If formaldehyde is for embalming and lasting forever, maybe casualdehyde can be the low commitment version of that
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If formaldehyde is for embalming and lasting forever, maybe casualdehyde can be the low commitment version of that
Seeking: Friend group that is willing to commit to a group costume
Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close
Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Seeking: Friend group that is willing to commit to a group costume
Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close
Requirements: Not fall apart before Halloween is remotely close
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Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
October 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
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"Art crime professor" is such a cool title, shoutout to Erin Thompson LMAO
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Art crime professor" is such a cool title, shoutout to Erin Thompson LMAO
Andy Richter lives to dance another day and I could not be happier
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Andy Richter lives to dance another day and I could not be happier
Leading my small-yet-devoted faction of friends to use all their votes on Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars has been a rewarding experience. The man tries so earnestly
October 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Leading my small-yet-devoted faction of friends to use all their votes on Andy Richter on Dancing with the Stars has been a rewarding experience. The man tries so earnestly
My first thought was "Wow, that cat's so old!" and then I thought more :(
Happy birthday, Michel Foucat! 99 years ago today.
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My first thought was "Wow, that cat's so old!" and then I thought more :(
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who up monstering they mash
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
who up monstering they mash