Colonel Sanders looking suspiciously like Hideo Kojima

"Man I wonder why my body hurts when I wake up"

Smashcut to me, hours before, sleeping in RocketJump logo posture:

I knew someone whose dad works in entertainment, and he told me that one of the best ways new comedians/writers come up nowadays is with a Twitter account with hit tweets on current topics. I have yet to do either, but that won't stop me ahdhak