Hoard World
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ALL UR DOLLIES R BELONG TO ME. Welcome to HoardWorld. Stay a while, stay forever. Don’t worry. Snuggle a cat. Have a little cuddle. Take a nap. You’re safe here. The dollies will watch over you and protect you. NOTHING SUSS.
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· Dec 6
I am once again asking for your emotional support — in return, I will be showing you a selection of dusty long dead children’s toys I have gently placed upon IKEA shelves inside my rental home.
@doomkick.com The robots have indeed taken me first, as anticipated, however NOT posting on here for two months has resulted in many new followers? Are you responsible for this or is it my new lords and masters — the robots?
LMK in the next 90 days OR SO
Also, welcome to all my new best friends?
LMK in the next 90 days OR SO
Also, welcome to all my new best friends?
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
@doomkick.com The robots have indeed taken me first, as anticipated, however NOT posting on here for two months has resulted in many new followers? Are you responsible for this or is it my new lords and masters — the robots?
LMK in the next 90 days OR SO
Also, welcome to all my new best friends?
LMK in the next 90 days OR SO
Also, welcome to all my new best friends?
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I wish my real dad was an AI Willem Dafoe-voiced Seraphim on YouTube that gave me little pep talks like this. But, you take what you can get, eh? And at least NOW I know who my Daddy is. music.youtube.com/watch?v=HKc_...
Now, Before It’s Too Late....
YouTube video by Mc.Baldiee
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August 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I wish my real dad was an AI Willem Dafoe-voiced Seraphim on YouTube that gave me little pep talks like this. But, you take what you can get, eh? And at least NOW I know who my Daddy is. music.youtube.com/watch?v=HKc_...
On a side note: I’m currently fucking OBSESSED with this cosmic horror self-help AI conjured Seraphim that sounds like a stolen Willem Dafoe variant’s voice. Honestly, it just fills me with joy. Is there something “wrong” with me? Naturally. Are you new?
It Was Never Your Fault....
YouTube video by Mc.Baldiee
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August 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
On a side note: I’m currently fucking OBSESSED with this cosmic horror self-help AI conjured Seraphim that sounds like a stolen Willem Dafoe variant’s voice. Honestly, it just fills me with joy. Is there something “wrong” with me? Naturally. Are you new?
I haven’t logged into BLEWSKI for 6 months & just now looking back on everything I’d posted & shared — I am very good at this. I was entertained. I love it when I forget everything I’ve done or said or shared & get to experience it brand new. I get to be you guys for a second. A real fuckin’ treat!
August 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I haven’t logged into BLEWSKI for 6 months & just now looking back on everything I’d posted & shared — I am very good at this. I was entertained. I love it when I forget everything I’ve done or said or shared & get to experience it brand new. I get to be you guys for a second. A real fuckin’ treat!
Before enlightenment, grow mo, drink chest. After enlightenment, grow mo, drink chest.
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Before enlightenment, grow mo, drink chest. After enlightenment, grow mo, drink chest.
“I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as goatse.”
January 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as goatse.”
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Someone wrote “Hierarchical polyamory is demisexual swinging” and I can’t stop thinking about it. 🤣
January 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone wrote “Hierarchical polyamory is demisexual swinging” and I can’t stop thinking about it. 🤣
If you loved NO FAP DECEMBER, you are gonna *REALLY LOVE* NO FAP DICTATORSHIP!!! #pornhubban
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you loved NO FAP DECEMBER, you are gonna *REALLY LOVE* NO FAP DICTATORSHIP!!! #pornhubban
I made a video today that was actually so annoying to make that it made me angry and aggravated about myself and then I had to sit in my failure for some time and attempt to unfuck it with haphazard editing. That’s show biz, baby!
January 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I made a video today that was actually so annoying to make that it made me angry and aggravated about myself and then I had to sit in my failure for some time and attempt to unfuck it with haphazard editing. That’s show biz, baby!
People going on about NYE & Y2K anniversary (probably) but MOST importantly, it’s the 25th anniversary I got ditched last minute, went home alone, drank a lukewarm VB & had a sad wank to the major motion picture THUNDERPUSSY starring Asia Carrera which I timed perfectly to the midnight celebration.
January 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People going on about NYE & Y2K anniversary (probably) but MOST importantly, it’s the 25th anniversary I got ditched last minute, went home alone, drank a lukewarm VB & had a sad wank to the major motion picture THUNDERPUSSY starring Asia Carrera which I timed perfectly to the midnight celebration.
OK. Hear me out. I let my bills get even more overdue and more default-y and *instead* I buy a giant 15” glow in the dark Scareglow and a couple of sneaky little Mafex short kings.
*Looks over at unopened box of golden goodies past*
Oh! You thought “HOARDWORLD” was a bit? No, no. I’m quite ill.
*Looks over at unopened box of golden goodies past*
Oh! You thought “HOARDWORLD” was a bit? No, no. I’m quite ill.
December 23, 2024 at 1:06 PM
OK. Hear me out. I let my bills get even more overdue and more default-y and *instead* I buy a giant 15” glow in the dark Scareglow and a couple of sneaky little Mafex short kings.
*Looks over at unopened box of golden goodies past*
Oh! You thought “HOARDWORLD” was a bit? No, no. I’m quite ill.
*Looks over at unopened box of golden goodies past*
Oh! You thought “HOARDWORLD” was a bit? No, no. I’m quite ill.
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Considering the naming convention on the bird site that shall not be named, is a post on here called a skeet?
December 8, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Considering the naming convention on the bird site that shall not be named, is a post on here called a skeet?
Shot for shot remake of Larry Cohen’s THE STUFF but it’s KFC mousse.
December 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Shot for shot remake of Larry Cohen’s THE STUFF but it’s KFC mousse.
”The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic….Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 AM
”The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic….Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”
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Sorry, I was just a fan of his murders, didn't know he liked Joe Rogan. Unfollowing now!
December 9, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Sorry, I was just a fan of his murders, didn't know he liked Joe Rogan. Unfollowing now!
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
Does anybody have any life hacks for not getting stuck on the toilet watching your own Instagram reels over and over until your legs go to sleep and you start to worry about the impact of gravity on your exposed intestines?
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.
December 9, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Does anybody have any life hacks for not getting stuck on the toilet watching your own Instagram reels over and over until your legs go to sleep and you start to worry about the impact of gravity on your exposed intestines?
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.
OK, so I was just doing some nice, calm re-arranging of my life long special interest when I noticed NIMOY THE CAT looked like he was about to have a nervous breakdown and at that EXACT MOMENT, Fleetwood Mac spunked into my ear holes AND I RAN WITH IT LIKE A TRUE ARTISTE —-
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December 7, 2024 at 11:08 AM
OK, so I was just doing some nice, calm re-arranging of my life long special interest when I noticed NIMOY THE CAT looked like he was about to have a nervous breakdown and at that EXACT MOMENT, Fleetwood Mac spunked into my ear holes AND I RAN WITH IT LIKE A TRUE ARTISTE —-
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If you haven’t feverishly played some instant scratchies while blasting Shirley Walker’s BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES score thru your noise cancelling headphones, have you ever truly felt alive?
December 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
If you haven’t feverishly played some instant scratchies while blasting Shirley Walker’s BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES score thru your noise cancelling headphones, have you ever truly felt alive?
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[Flossing for the first time in months] wow I honestly do not remember eating this much blood
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
[Flossing for the first time in months] wow I honestly do not remember eating this much blood
I am once again asking for your emotional support — in return, I will be showing you a selection of dusty long dead children’s toys I have gently placed upon IKEA shelves inside my rental home.
December 6, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I am once again asking for your emotional support — in return, I will be showing you a selection of dusty long dead children’s toys I have gently placed upon IKEA shelves inside my rental home.
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I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine