✨hannah✨
@hlnorri.bsky.social
writer, eyeliner enthusiast, amateur karaoke performer.
formerly @hlnorri on twitter, rip
formerly @hlnorri on twitter, rip
i'm actually going to scream
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i'm actually going to scream
just want everyone to see this mug my friends got me
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
just want everyone to see this mug my friends got me
'bout to see mariah carey ✨🎄❄️
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
'bout to see mariah carey ✨🎄❄️
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opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
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this is the line in horses that keeps getting it banned
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this is the line in horses that keeps getting it banned
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
my brain is incapable of hearing the word mole without it auto completing "yes, Amy, I do drink from the bowl."
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
my brain is incapable of hearing the word mole without it auto completing "yes, Amy, I do drink from the bowl."
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
how dare the mayor of Seattle have [checks notes] the exact living and transportation situation as most people who live in Seattle
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how dare the mayor of Seattle have [checks notes] the exact living and transportation situation as most people who live in Seattle
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What an election for Puget Sound.
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What an election for Puget Sound.
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
times are so tough I'm watching Dan and Phil and squeeing like it's 2013 and I'm a depressed college student just trying to grasp onto a small sliver of happiness to make it through the day
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
times are so tough I'm watching Dan and Phil and squeeing like it's 2013 and I'm a depressed college student just trying to grasp onto a small sliver of happiness to make it through the day
not sure who decided that entering desktop mode on the steamdeck should involve using the button that literally puts it to sleep but I hope they step on a bunch of legos
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
not sure who decided that entering desktop mode on the steamdeck should involve using the button that literally puts it to sleep but I hope they step on a bunch of legos
sixty degrees out, it's my time to shine
September 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
sixty degrees out, it's my time to shine
we need to bring back zines
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
we need to bring back zines
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"Eh, uh. So that was Gandalfini the Grey. That guy ain't me. I'm Gandalfini the White, and I come to you now at the turn of the fucking tide."
August 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Eh, uh. So that was Gandalfini the Grey. That guy ain't me. I'm Gandalfini the White, and I come to you now at the turn of the fucking tide."
I find it interesting that Kendra (the girl on tiktok who fell in love with her psychiatrist) weaponizes accusations of misogyny to shut down any valid critique, much like MLM huns and swifties.
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I find it interesting that Kendra (the girl on tiktok who fell in love with her psychiatrist) weaponizes accusations of misogyny to shut down any valid critique, much like MLM huns and swifties.
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Tech oligarchs oppose the idea of any supposedly undeserving person getting financial help from the government in 2025. But they want you to believe they’ll give *everyone* free money in the future.
It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s the techno-utopian lie they will keep selling.
It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s the techno-utopian lie they will keep selling.
August 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Tech oligarchs oppose the idea of any supposedly undeserving person getting financial help from the government in 2025. But they want you to believe they’ll give *everyone* free money in the future.
It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s the techno-utopian lie they will keep selling.
It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s the techno-utopian lie they will keep selling.
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Co-signed times a thousand. “Other people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places
One of my most moral panic style opinions is the use of “NPC” as a slur is a symptom of a societal sociopathy epidemic.
August 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Co-signed times a thousand. “Other people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places
anyway I've been unemployed for over 2 months and job searching is...not great. if anyone has any leads on admin related jobs in seattle lmk.
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
anyway I've been unemployed for over 2 months and job searching is...not great. if anyone has any leads on admin related jobs in seattle lmk.