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gonebabygone.bsky.social
A tweet by Mike Primavera altered to read “My neighbor told me Afghanistan keeps eating his empires so I asked how many empires he has and he said he just enters a period of decline and invades Afghanistan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding dying empires to Afghanistan and then Sir Arthur Barrett started crying.” The original tweet reads “My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.”
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
Olimar and his radical left gang of Pikmin are "trashing" our GREAT country! He must be STOPPED!
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Just met with Captain Olimar in the White House. He is a POLITE young man, and building the most BEAUTIFUL spaceship! And with such colorful friends!
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March 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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jacktindale.bsky.social
What an incredibly unsettling slogan.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!
February 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM