Ryan Hale
@hitthemryceps.bsky.social
Kitten and Katana Enthusiast. Russel Crowe’s illegitimate son.
Court mandated cat cuddles
August 8, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Court mandated cat cuddles
As a new cat parent, there is no greater reward than watching my lil guy take a shit in the litter box I had just cleaned out. All while maintaining full eye contact with me, as if to say “you missed a spot”.
August 3, 2023 at 1:11 PM
As a new cat parent, there is no greater reward than watching my lil guy take a shit in the litter box I had just cleaned out. All while maintaining full eye contact with me, as if to say “you missed a spot”.
A Bluesky exclusive look at me and Ken McCoy.
July 31, 2023 at 3:47 PM
A Bluesky exclusive look at me and Ken McCoy.
Is Barbie an “edible friendly” movie? Asking because I plan on taking some. Please advise…
July 28, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Is Barbie an “edible friendly” movie? Asking because I plan on taking some. Please advise…
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One step closer to the weekend, this is my favorite IR picture I’ve ever taken btw
July 26, 2023 at 12:09 PM
One step closer to the weekend, this is my favorite IR picture I’ve ever taken btw
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(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
July 26, 2023 at 1:24 PM
(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
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alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
July 25, 2023 at 9:00 PM
alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
When I was a kid, I saw the Matrix Reloaded in theaters with my uncle and twenty years later I still have absolutely no clue what Colonel Sanders was blabbering about to Neo.
July 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM
When I was a kid, I saw the Matrix Reloaded in theaters with my uncle and twenty years later I still have absolutely no clue what Colonel Sanders was blabbering about to Neo.
I apologize in advance if I offend anyone with this statement, but I’ll be damned if I named my child “Braxton”.
July 25, 2023 at 3:11 PM
I apologize in advance if I offend anyone with this statement, but I’ll be damned if I named my child “Braxton”.
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bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 PM
bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
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OPPENHEIMER: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
GUY STANDING NEXT TO HIM (MUTTERING): I mean, WE become, but okay,
GUY STANDING NEXT TO HIM (MUTTERING): I mean, WE become, but okay,
July 22, 2023 at 4:09 PM
OPPENHEIMER: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
GUY STANDING NEXT TO HIM (MUTTERING): I mean, WE become, but okay,
GUY STANDING NEXT TO HIM (MUTTERING): I mean, WE become, but okay,
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this is me btw
July 21, 2023 at 4:58 PM
this is me btw
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Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”
Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”
Aging gamers were delighted to see that a new video game called Eldric Quest has accessibility features catered specifically to people their age.
hard-drive.net
July 21, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”
A blue sky for Bluesky
July 21, 2023 at 5:43 PM
A blue sky for Bluesky
I feel like I could accomplish more if I actually had an inner monologue and not Sirius XM on a 24 hour loop in my head.
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I feel like I could accomplish more if I actually had an inner monologue and not Sirius XM on a 24 hour loop in my head.
I wanna try working out on edibles (not the sleepy kind) but the ones that make me more focused. Just to see whether or not it will unlock some new abilities for me, or while in a state of confusion, I smash my finger with a plate and just go home.
July 21, 2023 at 3:28 PM
I wanna try working out on edibles (not the sleepy kind) but the ones that make me more focused. Just to see whether or not it will unlock some new abilities for me, or while in a state of confusion, I smash my finger with a plate and just go home.
Since I’ve started experimenting with edibles, I’ve learned there are several things I cannot do depending on the dosage/type/etc.
For instance, I am incapable of holding a conversation or defending myself in an argument.
For instance, I am incapable of holding a conversation or defending myself in an argument.
July 21, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Since I’ve started experimenting with edibles, I’ve learned there are several things I cannot do depending on the dosage/type/etc.
For instance, I am incapable of holding a conversation or defending myself in an argument.
For instance, I am incapable of holding a conversation or defending myself in an argument.
Now that I’m here, I low key regret blowing all of my good posts on Twitter.
They weren’t great, but they were decent. A solid average of 7/10, which is still a passing grade here in the US.
They weren’t great, but they were decent. A solid average of 7/10, which is still a passing grade here in the US.
July 21, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Now that I’m here, I low key regret blowing all of my good posts on Twitter.
They weren’t great, but they were decent. A solid average of 7/10, which is still a passing grade here in the US.
They weren’t great, but they were decent. A solid average of 7/10, which is still a passing grade here in the US.