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Ryan
@hitmonchancoco.bsky.social
📍Tokyo | 🏳️‍🌈 | Itinerant bard | Polyglot trash | "I get worked up over logographs"
Just got out of pipa lesson where I was not immediately good or even mediocre at the 輪指 tremolo and I’m like mega frustro but I have to keep in mind this is part of learning a new skill/instrument 😮‍💨
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Listening to some old Sega soundtracks and like, Streets of Rage 2 (1992) did not have to go that hard lmao

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Streets Of Rage 2 - Expander
YouTube video by James Reigns
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January 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Didn’t have the heaters on so I was wrapped up in this throw when I answered a FaceTime call and my friend opened with “ok Malala” 💀💀💀
January 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
2:30 am and the canadian government sponsored yaoi algorithm now has me pondering if my French is decent enough to watch this québécois reality show about a gay dairy farmer tryna find love
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
V glad I took today off + have the day off tomorrow for my bday. I think the two extra days of winter break nothingness are helping me come to terms with having to Do My Job again
January 5, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
This fkn Folgers commercial ass morning
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Grandpa (me) threw in the towel and went to bed at 11:25 😴
December 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not me tearing up because ‘I’ll Believe in Anything’ came on while I was in the freezer aisle of Aeon lmaooo
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Idk if it’s the BL brain from just having finished Heated Rivalry but getting messages like this from the “straight” men in my life got me like 👀
December 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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The category was "CLASSIC NOVEL ADD A LETTER"
oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Random thing that made me feel old today: getting お歳暮 from a company I worked with 👴🏻
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Been out of the house since 6 this morning to do things on a farm and then had to go back into Shinjuku to meet a friend from out of town for dinner and I have two Christmas concerts to sing in tomorrow I feel like
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Revenge cowl is done and off the needles 🧶 🙌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I have a cool pad outside the city but I appreciate friends that have cool pads in the city 🌅
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I fkn love autumn 🍂
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Me every time I clock into work
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ahhhhh I’m making good progress w my revenge knit cowl but I’ve already decided on my next project and I’m so pumped. We’re going back to basics w some cross stitch baybeee 🪡
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Algorithm had me on the verge of subbing to some dude’s good boy ASMR content but I was able to stave off the urge - not today, Satan 🙏🏼😌✨
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I know it’s not meant to be but West End Girl is such walking about town music. Catch my Pasmo declining at the stile like ~ IiIii thOught tHAt that was qUite sTrAaaaAngeee ~
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Things people that have come over have said that I want to engrave in my heart - “your house is beautiful as always and somehow every time I visit it gets even more lovely” 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Figures Sauvignon Blanc, arguably the most Lana-coded track on that Rosalía album, would be my pick
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
On the tail end of fighting a flu (thank you Day/Nyquil I brought back from the US) so I called out of work for two days and my only plans tonight are to make tea, knit, and watch NZ bake-off. Girl who is gonna be alright.jpg
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Idk idk choices were made and I just got into my bed at 6:23 am but I also got to make out with a hot Canadian sailor Neptune and sleepily hold his hand all the way to Shinjuku as the first light filtered through the city and if that’s not what Halloween is about idk what is
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM