Ryan
@hitmonchancoco.bsky.social
📍Tokyo | 🏳️🌈 | Itinerant bard | Polyglot trash | "I get worked up over logographs"
Didn’t have the heaters on so I was wrapped up in this throw when I answered a FaceTime call and my friend opened with “ok Malala” 💀💀💀
January 12, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Didn’t have the heaters on so I was wrapped up in this throw when I answered a FaceTime call and my friend opened with “ok Malala” 💀💀💀
2:30 am and the canadian government sponsored yaoi algorithm now has me pondering if my French is decent enough to watch this québécois reality show about a gay dairy farmer tryna find love
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
2:30 am and the canadian government sponsored yaoi algorithm now has me pondering if my French is decent enough to watch this québécois reality show about a gay dairy farmer tryna find love
This fkn Folgers commercial ass morning
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This fkn Folgers commercial ass morning
Idk if it’s the BL brain from just having finished Heated Rivalry but getting messages like this from the “straight” men in my life got me like 👀
December 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Idk if it’s the BL brain from just having finished Heated Rivalry but getting messages like this from the “straight” men in my life got me like 👀
Been out of the house since 6 this morning to do things on a farm and then had to go back into Shinjuku to meet a friend from out of town for dinner and I have two Christmas concerts to sing in tomorrow I feel like
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Been out of the house since 6 this morning to do things on a farm and then had to go back into Shinjuku to meet a friend from out of town for dinner and I have two Christmas concerts to sing in tomorrow I feel like
Revenge cowl is done and off the needles 🧶 🙌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Revenge cowl is done and off the needles 🧶 🙌🏼
I have a cool pad outside the city but I appreciate friends that have cool pads in the city 🌅
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I have a cool pad outside the city but I appreciate friends that have cool pads in the city 🌅
I fkn love autumn 🍂
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I fkn love autumn 🍂
A troop of kind Seattle bears also gifted me some merch from Eagle blue like 🥹
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A troop of kind Seattle bears also gifted me some merch from Eagle blue like 🥹
Throwback for Halloween 👻
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Throwback for Halloween 👻
Surprise, I’m the next Fatal Frame protag 👻
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Surprise, I’m the next Fatal Frame protag 👻
The way I just saw some batshit “how progressives exploit Christian compassion” book at the grocery and then left and a real live cybertruck clipped the curb in front of me 🤢 🆘
August 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The way I just saw some batshit “how progressives exploit Christian compassion” book at the grocery and then left and a real live cybertruck clipped the curb in front of me 🤢 🆘
The way underwear aisle packaging dominates the conversation is Brawny man erasure 😒
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The way underwear aisle packaging dominates the conversation is Brawny man erasure 😒
I promise I practiced real things before and after this
August 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I promise I practiced real things before and after this
Most days I am アジフライ
But today I am 紫陽花
But today I am 紫陽花
June 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Most days I am アジフライ
But today I am 紫陽花
But today I am 紫陽花
Not only is there harp representation in this game, the harp
1) is the correct height
2) has the right amount of strings
3) has the colored strings in the right place (even if a few are unmarked)
The attention to detail (!!!)
@expedition33.bsky.social
1) is the correct height
2) has the right amount of strings
3) has the colored strings in the right place (even if a few are unmarked)
The attention to detail (!!!)
@expedition33.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Not only is there harp representation in this game, the harp
1) is the correct height
2) has the right amount of strings
3) has the colored strings in the right place (even if a few are unmarked)
The attention to detail (!!!)
@expedition33.bsky.social
1) is the correct height
2) has the right amount of strings
3) has the colored strings in the right place (even if a few are unmarked)
The attention to detail (!!!)
@expedition33.bsky.social
The way I’m only like 3 hrs in and Clair Obscur is already my goty 🤷🏻♂️
May 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The way I’m only like 3 hrs in and Clair Obscur is already my goty 🤷🏻♂️
Props to my cousin who flew in from Manila and dropped off this barong for a wedding I’m going to later this year. I’m high key digging the look
May 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Props to my cousin who flew in from Manila and dropped off this barong for a wedding I’m going to later this year. I’m high key digging the look
Barium swallow test got automatically added to my 健康診断 💀
May 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Barium swallow test got automatically added to my 健康診断 💀
Friend had a hear me out cake at her bday picnic 🤭
May 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Friend had a hear me out cake at her bday picnic 🤭
Haaaaate listening to myself after sitting down and practicing a tough passage with a metronome and noticing it got easier to play. Is this how you get better at things? UGH
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Haaaaate listening to myself after sitting down and practicing a tough passage with a metronome and noticing it got easier to play. Is this how you get better at things? UGH
I think I might come back next time just for the finger sandwiches in the garden aesthetic even if the music bit itself is way chaotic
May 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think I might come back next time just for the finger sandwiches in the garden aesthetic even if the music bit itself is way chaotic
Random Sunday afternoon Bach sightreading sesh is so genteel and refined after being out last night it is quite honestly bringing me back to life
May 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Random Sunday afternoon Bach sightreading sesh is so genteel and refined after being out last night it is quite honestly bringing me back to life
I’m a simple man - I see a recipe for an Anzac biscuit caramel slice, I make it 🤷🏻♂️
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’m a simple man - I see a recipe for an Anzac biscuit caramel slice, I make it 🤷🏻♂️