my partner just confused sinn féin with shen yun im crying
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my partner just confused sinn féin with shen yun im crying
apropos of nothing: my favorite quote from the twits
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
apropos of nothing: my favorite quote from the twits
people who get off the train at archives navy memorial: what the hell are you doing. where could you possibly be going.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
people who get off the train at archives navy memorial: what the hell are you doing. where could you possibly be going.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
i am only ever one of two ways on the northeast regional amtrak: 1) livid that someone is breathing loudly on the quiet car, or 2) crying for no reason
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i am only ever one of two ways on the northeast regional amtrak: 1) livid that someone is breathing loudly on the quiet car, or 2) crying for no reason
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I spoke with the other crash survivors. The first vote to eat you only reached a plurality. In between rounds the coalition proposed we make a thai inspired black vinegar and chili dipping sauce. You gained ground in the second vote
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I spoke with the other crash survivors. The first vote to eat you only reached a plurality. In between rounds the coalition proposed we make a thai inspired black vinegar and chili dipping sauce. You gained ground in the second vote
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(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
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If I'm understanding this correctly, the man who shot two national guards in DC was a former Afghan child soldier who fought alongside US special forces and in a CIA-supervised unit and later was granted asylum. The word "blowback" comes to mind.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I'm understanding this correctly, the man who shot two national guards in DC was a former Afghan child soldier who fought alongside US special forces and in a CIA-supervised unit and later was granted asylum. The word "blowback" comes to mind.
thought i was hopelessly depressed but it turns out i just needed to have a party (and menu) to plan on the horizon. i'm healed!
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
thought i was hopelessly depressed but it turns out i just needed to have a party (and menu) to plan on the horizon. i'm healed!
happy thanksgiving monsieur mimo
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
happy thanksgiving monsieur mimo
can't decide if my arab parents would go absolutely nuts at a lucha libre show or if they would kick me off family vacation for booking the tickets
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
can't decide if my arab parents would go absolutely nuts at a lucha libre show or if they would kick me off family vacation for booking the tickets
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I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not thankful and I’m building a bomb
yesterday i had a rainy four quadrant day on my bike in dc. rain gear is mostly dialed assuming i don't mind soaked shins.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
yesterday i had a rainy four quadrant day on my bike in dc. rain gear is mostly dialed assuming i don't mind soaked shins.
is that not actor kevin spacey featured in this wikipedia post on falun gong?
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
is that not actor kevin spacey featured in this wikipedia post on falun gong?
friendship ended with zohran mamdani , rosalía is my best friend now
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
friendship ended with zohran mamdani , rosalía is my best friend now
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In light of the DC raids we want to reshare our ICE watch 101 graphics. Reminder to verify, document, and then report to our hotline.
May 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In light of the DC raids we want to reshare our ICE watch 101 graphics. Reminder to verify, document, and then report to our hotline.
i would like to formally apologize for all of the shit i have talked about provolone cheese. i was wrong and i am sorry.
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i would like to formally apologize for all of the shit i have talked about provolone cheese. i was wrong and i am sorry.
today i told someone i live in dc and he said "dc? you mean depression central? why would anyone live there?" unfortunately he makes a great point.
March 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
today i told someone i live in dc and he said "dc? you mean depression central? why would anyone live there?" unfortunately he makes a great point.
what would chris moltisanti have to say about elon musk
February 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
what would chris moltisanti have to say about elon musk
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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Taking Excalibur from some moistened bint makes you a king.
Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Dying in a hunting accident after being shot with your squire's own arrow does.
February 20, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Taking Excalibur from some moistened bint makes you a king.
the carrot top industrial complex is so powerful. it must be stopped. carrot tops taste bad. they cannot be ottolenghied.
February 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the carrot top industrial complex is so powerful. it must be stopped. carrot tops taste bad. they cannot be ottolenghied.
abolish prisons but also arrest the nyt cooking author who posted "lemony hummus pasta"
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
abolish prisons but also arrest the nyt cooking author who posted "lemony hummus pasta"