Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
California girl. Profane. Smart ass. It’s not what I say that gets me in trouble, it’s the tone of my voice.
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Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
· Dec 6
I’d just like to live in precedented times for a while.
Sometimes I go take a wistful peek at the expensive bottle of champagne I have saved in hopeful anticipation of that very special day.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes I go take a wistful peek at the expensive bottle of champagne I have saved in hopeful anticipation of that very special day.
The time I spend wondering whether or not something is AI or not is utterly unsustainable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The time I spend wondering whether or not something is AI or not is utterly unsustainable.
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Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
My Spotify listening age is "69" so l'm either bordering on geriatric or niiiiiiiice.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My Spotify listening age is "69" so l'm either bordering on geriatric or niiiiiiiice.
More like a non-participation participation award, amirite?
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
More like a non-participation participation award, amirite?
Yippee Ki Yay, motherfuckers
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Yippee Ki Yay, motherfuckers
My Spotify didn’t just wrap me, it actually told me I had been weighed, measured, and found wanting.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My Spotify didn’t just wrap me, it actually told me I had been weighed, measured, and found wanting.
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Liverpool paid tribute to Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday ❤️🫶❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Liverpool paid tribute to Diogo Jota on what would have been his 29th birthday ❤️🫶❤️
Guys, this illegitimate rinky dink administration is not sustainable. I can’t scream “FUUUCK YOUUUU!!” at my phone every 15 minutes without ending up in the bell jar.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Guys, this illegitimate rinky dink administration is not sustainable. I can’t scream “FUUUCK YOUUUU!!” at my phone every 15 minutes without ending up in the bell jar.
There’s only one way to get Trump through these sit-downs without him nodding off after late-nite rage-posting on social media:
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There’s only one way to get Trump through these sit-downs without him nodding off after late-nite rage-posting on social media:
They’re literally licking his feet with hyperbolic numbers as he snores and drools on the table.
Hundreds of millions. Wow, that's a lot. That's more than have died in every single war combined in the entire world since 1900.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They’re literally licking his feet with hyperbolic numbers as he snores and drools on the table.
I don’t ever want to hear about “Sleepy Joe Biden” ever again.
Fuck outta here with that absurdly colossal projection
Fuck outta here with that absurdly colossal projection
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I don’t ever want to hear about “Sleepy Joe Biden” ever again.
Fuck outta here with that absurdly colossal projection
Fuck outta here with that absurdly colossal projection
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
“Biden coddled terrorists, we kill them.”
Nah, bitch, you and your loathsome boss invite them to the Oval Office with great fanfare and do their bidding for cold hard cash.
Fuck all the way off, mediocre loser.
Nah, bitch, you and your loathsome boss invite them to the Oval Office with great fanfare and do their bidding for cold hard cash.
Fuck all the way off, mediocre loser.
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Biden coddled terrorists, we kill them.”
Nah, bitch, you and your loathsome boss invite them to the Oval Office with great fanfare and do their bidding for cold hard cash.
Fuck all the way off, mediocre loser.
Nah, bitch, you and your loathsome boss invite them to the Oval Office with great fanfare and do their bidding for cold hard cash.
Fuck all the way off, mediocre loser.
Petition to rename the “United States Of America” to the “Divided States Of America”
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Petition to rename the “United States Of America” to the “Divided States Of America”
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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The National Guard shooting in DC is a tragedy, especially when you consider that there’s ZERO reason for them to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The National Guard shooting in DC is a tragedy, especially when you consider that there’s ZERO reason for them to be there.
Kristi Noem needs needs to be sent to reside in a gravel pit for the rest of her days. It’s only fair.
New Justice Department filings reveal that it was Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem who chose to defy a federal court order by transferring more than 100 Venezuelan men into Salvadoran custody to be imprisoned.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kristi Noem needs needs to be sent to reside in a gravel pit for the rest of her days. It’s only fair.
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I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
Exactly. It always makes Sting exhale deeply when people use “Every Breath You Take” as a wedding song.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Exactly. It always makes Sting exhale deeply when people use “Every Breath You Take” as a wedding song.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
Until the majority of Americans realize that the strife in the United States (and the world, for that matter) is not ultimately a left v right issue, it’s a top v bottom issue, democracy is just a dream that’s bound to fail as the bottom destroys itself for the pleasure and success of the top.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Until the majority of Americans realize that the strife in the United States (and the world, for that matter) is not ultimately a left v right issue, it’s a top v bottom issue, democracy is just a dream that’s bound to fail as the bottom destroys itself for the pleasure and success of the top.
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan