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Burnt Toast Aioli
@hipapocalypse.bsky.social
Montreal
he/him

Twitter account was suspended because my name was "Elon is objectively detestable"
Good riddance
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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My periodic reminder that Sarah Palin (quite correctly) called for Rahm Emmanuel to be fired when he used the "R" word.

And my periodic reminder that maybe a political reporter wants to ask her what should happen when Trump uses it.

Like any reporter.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The Blue Jays have a perfect World Series record, winning both of their prior appearances in the Fall Classic.

If they win this one, too, Toronto will become only the third franchise in MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL to have at least three wins in the championship round without ever losing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Did you see someone stealing food? Nope. You didn’t.
Who steals food? Hungry people. Instead of turning them in, help them.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Great place for him to indulge in his favorite hobby: killing seniors
More incentive
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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If the challenge and the promise of tomorrow involve covering up a murder, he’s got this
Former Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday a decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether he thinks he can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it.
Rahm Emanuel points to record, trust with Republicans as he considers presidential bid
Former Chicago mayor and Japan ambassador Rahm Emanuel said at a City Club of Chicago luncheon he needs to have something unique to say and know he can execute on it to run for president.
trib.al
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...
JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago
Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.
www.newsweek.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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One of the best feelings in the world must be to be a baseball organist who’s like fuck it, I’m playing Thriller
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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New: 404 Media is suing ICE. We have filed a lawsuit demanding ICE release its $2 million contract with Paragon, a company that makes powerful spyware to break into phones and read encrypted messages. This is expensive for a small outlet but this info is important
www.404media.co/were-suing-i...
We’re Suing ICE for Its $2 Million Spyware Contract
404 Media has filed a lawsuit against ICE for access to its contract with Paragon, a company that sells powerful spyware for breaking into phones and accessing encrypted messaging apps.
www.404media.co
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Reminder, you don’t need any of the streaming services, they need you, however. You can just download their content from other websites if you need to watch it. Torrents, Newsgroups, YouTube. Pop off besties.
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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It’s not just the United States. If you’ve followed my reporting, you already know: Canada also has a far-right extremist problem.

Now, they’re using Charlie Kirk’s assassination as a moment to mobilize, recruit and further radicalize their followers:
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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So, my lovelies...none of you are ever allowed to think you are bad at your job again. During a Congressional hearing today, the head of the FBI did not know who Dylan Roof was. No matter how hard you think you are failing, the FBI guy is failing way harder. Go forth and be kind to yourself.
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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sorry to get political but nothing rudy giuliani could do would top the euphoria of watching the four seasons total landscaping press conference go down in real time, and that includes him dying
September 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM