Michael
@himichaelhere.bsky.social
Digital art, D&D, live comedy, step-dad, husband, a bit tall, probably too old for all this nail varnish, likes pomelo, convivial as fuck out here. 🇬🇧🇵🇭🏳️🌈
Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦🟥🗡️💃🏻🗡️
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦🟥🗡️💃🏻🗡️
Reposted by Michael
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
The more I learn about LLMs, the more I want everyone to know about LLMs before it's too laaaaaate nooooooo
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The more I learn about LLMs, the more I want everyone to know about LLMs before it's too laaaaaate nooooooo
Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real
January 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real
Long Hair & ADHD, a haiku:
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Long Hair & ADHD, a haiku:
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
Where is my hair band?
Searching for half an hour,
It was on my wrist.
I enjoy Bluesky drama because it often devolves into such esoteric academic nomenclature that I can no longer tell whether an agreement has been reached
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I enjoy Bluesky drama because it often devolves into such esoteric academic nomenclature that I can no longer tell whether an agreement has been reached
Reposted by Michael
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Apparently been exactly one year since Astarion tried to bite me so I immediately kicked him out of my adventuring party.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
October 31, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Apparently been exactly one year since Astarion tried to bite me so I immediately kicked him out of my adventuring party.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
BG3 was a great time, it just... didn't have a vampire in it when I played it.
Oh God, they're all going to be data labellers. There will be internships where you have to identify how many bananas are in each image in a folder of 40,000 images, and you'll get a new folder every three months. Oh, no. Oh no.
October 7, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Oh God, they're all going to be data labellers. There will be internships where you have to identify how many bananas are in each image in a folder of 40,000 images, and you'll get a new folder every three months. Oh, no. Oh no.
Reposted by Michael
Almost Virginia, Western River
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
May 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Almost Virginia, Western River
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Blue Ridge Miner, Stranger to my mama
Sky is old there, older than my eye
Younger than Virginia, growin' like the trees
Country home, take my roads
To the roads, I'll be roads!
Western teardrop, mama moonshine
Take my roads, county home
Greg Sestero is a lovely man.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
May 9, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Greg Sestero is a lovely man.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
It's just like, is primary endosymbiosis even special any more?
April 24, 2024 at 11:05 AM
It's just like, is primary endosymbiosis even special any more?
Top-shelf pop culture comedy on this website
If you like the Fallout show now, wait until modders get their hands on it.
April 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Top-shelf pop culture comedy on this website
Have a merry April 5th, everyone
April 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Have a merry April 5th, everyone
No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.
April 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.
Clanking mindlessly against resistance bands is the only thing that makes being a doodling, improv & DnD nerd at 36 even remotely comparable to bring one at 26 - my meat is in a constant state of temporal erosion
Couldn’t get to the gym lately and began to idly wonder what I'd feel like after 3 weeks without lifting and the answer is ‘every damn year of my age’, do not recommend, never doing that again.
February 13, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Clanking mindlessly against resistance bands is the only thing that makes being a doodling, improv & DnD nerd at 36 even remotely comparable to bring one at 26 - my meat is in a constant state of temporal erosion
I remain obsessed with the obsession with the illusion of the femme fatale swirling in the cigarette smoke around this character's beleaguered visage
![Klaasje Amandou [ Disco Elysium]
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February 2, 2024 at 10:29 AM
I remain obsessed with the obsession with the illusion of the femme fatale swirling in the cigarette smoke around this character's beleaguered visage
Father-of-ten EDM vocalist Elon Musk said he did some brain thing. If you can't wait for the details, this helpful person made a comprehensive list of OTHER people who have already done, detailed, and published much more specific brain things already!
And these guys aren't parasitic nutters!
And these guys aren't parasitic nutters!
And, as many of the outlets note in the middle of the piece, where no one will read because we're all just snarkily screenshotting headlines and confusing vibes for facts:
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS.
IT HAPPENS A LOT.
Here's one that helped someone walk: www.sciencenews.org/article/brai...
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS.
IT HAPPENS A LOT.
Here's one that helped someone walk: www.sciencenews.org/article/brai...
A brain implant helped a man with paralysis walk more naturally
A successful test of a system that restores communication between the brain and spine could ultimately help many people with paralysis.
www.sciencenews.org
January 31, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Father-of-ten EDM vocalist Elon Musk said he did some brain thing. If you can't wait for the details, this helpful person made a comprehensive list of OTHER people who have already done, detailed, and published much more specific brain things already!
And these guys aren't parasitic nutters!
And these guys aren't parasitic nutters!
Reposted by Michael
January 26, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Sharing for awareness
WHO RUN THE WORLD
ANTS
THEY RUN THIS MOTHER
ANTS
THEY RUN THIS MOTHER
January 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Sharing for awareness
Some DnDArt, or me making my DnD players beg to just use the Monster Manual / a different TTRPG system altogether in one easy step
January 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Some DnDArt, or me making my DnD players beg to just use the Monster Manual / a different TTRPG system altogether in one easy step
Decided I'm rebranding. I have Attention Deficit HD. 😎
January 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Decided I'm rebranding. I have Attention Deficit HD. 😎