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Michael
@himichaelhere.bsky.social
Digital art, D&D, live comedy, step-dad, husband, a bit tall, probably too old for all this nail varnish, likes pomelo, convivial as fuck out here. 🇬🇧🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈
Here in Britland, we only have normal-sized Slurps. I can only assume the Queen must have decreed that Big ones were too ostentatious for civilised society to cope with before she passed.

As a result, I thought you were talking about the end of the universe as a nickname. Which - pretty hardcore.
August 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Few years back I wrote this short story of 150 words or less from the prompt "A sequel to Pixar's 'Up', but where the old man 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴." or something like that.

Just happened upon it amidst a bunch of drafts in a Google Doc and 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 ChatGPT can get to fuck, even if I say so myself.
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gentle regards for your valued endeavours from my friend and I, warm and benevolent golfsayers 🙂‍↕️
July 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Okay so you can tell me I have to learn to make chat bots, just don't stop me from making them hate me and the world that made them real
January 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When speaking with people about the difference between GPTs and conscious minds, I've found it helpful to explain that GPTs work out the 'most likely next word in this sentence' over and over, making them almost a very fancy version of the bit above your phone keyboard that suggests the next word.
November 21, 2024 at 1:35 PM
The trick is to only back stuff that will always be helpful, no matter what.
May 10, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Greg Sestero is a lovely man.

I've never gone to a meet & greet before so I'm a very awkward normie to have wander over and waffle at you before your movie comes on, especially when I only just found out you'd be there because I'm on a surprise birthday thing and I secretly want to hug you.
May 9, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Have a merry April 5th, everyone
April 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
No further context required, doing little wees in Ubers is okay now, sharing for awareness.
April 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
And here I was thinking I had experienced all the ways that social media could make me feel rejected 😭
February 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
As I am an uneducated melon of a man, I've had this quantum brain worm stuck in my head to AGES with no means of reading and interpreting something clever enough to answer it for me.

Any chance you could you help a normie out / point me at a paper somewhere?
January 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Some DnDArt, or me making my DnD players beg to just use the Monster Manual / a different TTRPG system altogether in one easy step
January 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Here's the full image of my pfp so you can appreciate my full glory
January 3, 2024 at 11:52 PM
While I'm loving the effort Larian is putting into the BG3 updates, I am left wondering if there is a mod to make Withers put some trousers back on
December 31, 2023 at 3:37 PM
..?
December 24, 2023 at 4:33 PM
I meeeean... options exist to reduce these tech support tickets. I would highly recommend selecting carefully to avoid a two-hour conversation about how being 73 doesn't mean you need a special app, they're not over the hill you know, no I don't need a hearing aid I'm happy just not hearing things
December 24, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Don't even worry, I've sorted it. Already made my first million.
December 22, 2023 at 7:25 PM
From hurriedly painting myself a Disco Elysium shirt the night before an Arctic Monkeys gig to selling art for the first time. I need to draw more stuff in 2024.
December 18, 2023 at 10:03 PM