aaron
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To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
both senators from new mexico? where recreational weed is legal and the only place to get thc is at licensed dispensaries so this basically just bans cbd, which is non intoxicating and in products everywhere from spas to restaurants to pet stores? damn, that shit sucks
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
both senators from new mexico? where recreational weed is legal and the only place to get thc is at licensed dispensaries so this basically just bans cbd, which is non intoxicating and in products everywhere from spas to restaurants to pet stores? damn, that shit sucks
in chicago they call christmas “the bastard of holidays” because it’s weird place, chicago. america’s third nipple, they call it
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
in chicago they call christmas “the bastard of holidays” because it’s weird place, chicago. america’s third nipple, they call it
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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TIL that Paul McCartney wrote an original song for Ace Ventura 3 but then Ace Ventura 3 was cancelled so McCartney killed himself
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
TIL that Paul McCartney wrote an original song for Ace Ventura 3 but then Ace Ventura 3 was cancelled so McCartney killed himself
my plan to get revenge on the people who block me is simply to post so good that it ruins their life to miss out on it
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
my plan to get revenge on the people who block me is simply to post so good that it ruins their life to miss out on it
the gales of november don’t come early anymore, due to global warming
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the gales of november don’t come early anymore, due to global warming
i only have two kids so statistically idk but everything we ever tried in terms of sleep with the first one sucked and failed and with the second one we just took grandma’s words of “if the kid’s tired they’ll sleep” and it’s been so much better
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i only have two kids so statistically idk but everything we ever tried in terms of sleep with the first one sucked and failed and with the second one we just took grandma’s words of “if the kid’s tired they’ll sleep” and it’s been so much better
durbin’s stupid but he’s not at stupid as he is pretending to be, he knows as well as the rest of us that this vote is never happening
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
durbin’s stupid but he’s not at stupid as he is pretending to be, he knows as well as the rest of us that this vote is never happening
all of this and there’s another shutdown at the end of january
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
all of this and there’s another shutdown at the end of january
they still teach cursive btw, they taught me cursive in school and they’re teaching my kid cursive. every adult over the age of 55 believes that nobody under the age of 50 was ever taught cursivr
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
they still teach cursive btw, they taught me cursive in school and they’re teaching my kid cursive. every adult over the age of 55 believes that nobody under the age of 50 was ever taught cursivr
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
turns out i was wrong about this, the shitdown ending now actually does nothing for my family specifically and also the deal sucks actually it all sucks everything sucks always
don’t get mad but if the shutdown ends i’m going to be relieved even if the deal sucks because my family specifically needs the shutdown to end
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
turns out i was wrong about this, the shitdown ending now actually does nothing for my family specifically and also the deal sucks actually it all sucks everything sucks always
we should do another january sixth but this time it’s woke
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we should do another january sixth but this time it’s woke
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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vibes are godawful. emergency onion
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
vibes are godawful. emergency onion
this isn’t the most important thing but are we referring to tim kaine’s foreskin in the definitive. is this a thing that’s known about him
The neoliberal do nothings and pissbabies are already throwing their ritual massive tantrums when their leaders prove they are capitulating to Nazis and unwilling to actually do anything to stop Trump. The Democratic party has to die.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
this isn’t the most important thing but are we referring to tim kaine’s foreskin in the definitive. is this a thing that’s known about him
is sterno a type of napalm
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
is sterno a type of napalm
chat gpt has always been busted
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
chat gpt has always been busted
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I will never apologize for a post
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I will never apologize for a post
in the future, weed will be legal, and you’ll smoke it with a windproof electric plasma lighter (the future is now)
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
in the future, weed will be legal, and you’ll smoke it with a windproof electric plasma lighter (the future is now)
don’t get mad but if the shutdown ends i’m going to be relieved even if the deal sucks because my family specifically needs the shutdown to end
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
don’t get mad but if the shutdown ends i’m going to be relieved even if the deal sucks because my family specifically needs the shutdown to end
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trimming my bangs with pet grooming shears bcs i got that DOG in me
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
trimming my bangs with pet grooming shears bcs i got that DOG in me