How much longer will we have to endure the wrath of boring, unattractive white men who are furious that more people aren’t as impressed with them as they think we should be?

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Trump was elected, my stomach hurts, I can’t find the Winter Red Bull and my dog just died. Fuck 2024

Hear me out

Speed dating but for people and dogs that need homes

What I don't know can't hurt me. Please stop telling me things

Why is it "they walked so you could run" or whatever l'd rather someone run so I can walk

"I can't in good conscience—" well do it in bad conscience then shit

I went back to the bad place just to grab some old posts of mine (bc I am hilarious and will be recycling them here) and when asked to 2FA I chose text message and it told me that method is ONLY FOR PREMIUM MEMBERS??? Lmao what

Oh hey I heard we were listing stuff we like to help the algorithm

🎮 video games
🤘 heavy metal
🐱 cats
💅🏻 nails & makeup
🎨 crafting
🍿 horror movies

Feel free to follow what will likely just be a stream of inside thoughts

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

We got this 🫶🏼