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@hez-flammable.bsky.social
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Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers but sometimes a side. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 34
No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open 😈
Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers but sometimes a side. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 34
No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open 😈
Vodka
Boobs
Ass
Does this mean a chesty bear bartender is going to usher me into a top era?
Boobs
Ass
Does this mean a chesty bear bartender is going to usher me into a top era?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Vodka
Boobs
Ass
Does this mean a chesty bear bartender is going to usher me into a top era?
Boobs
Ass
Does this mean a chesty bear bartender is going to usher me into a top era?
Need this ASAP
Locked in embrace, sharing a kiss in bed with @pug4hugs.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Need this ASAP
A happy #FCF to you all, featuring @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and his wonderful ass
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A happy #FCF to you all, featuring @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and his wonderful ass
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"I didn't think you humans were the type to fall so quick for some ole bums piss, but hey who am i to judge" the old hobo chuckled as he was given the mans wallet and let his bladder loose on the begging humans face.
each gulp being more satisfying than the last. 🍻📦⛺️🦝
"I didn't think you humans were the type to fall so quick for some ole bums piss, but hey who am i to judge" the old hobo chuckled as he was given the mans wallet and let his bladder loose on the begging humans face.
each gulp being more satisfying than the last. 🍻📦⛺️🦝
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"I didn't think you humans were the type to fall so quick for some ole bums piss, but hey who am i to judge" the old hobo chuckled as he was given the mans wallet and let his bladder loose on the begging humans face.
each gulp being more satisfying than the last. 🍻📦⛺️🦝
"I didn't think you humans were the type to fall so quick for some ole bums piss, but hey who am i to judge" the old hobo chuckled as he was given the mans wallet and let his bladder loose on the begging humans face.
each gulp being more satisfying than the last. 🍻📦⛺️🦝
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Photo credit IG @themiljam
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Photo credit IG @themiljam
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Accidentally made myself h-word. Send help(ing hands 😈)!
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Accidentally made myself h-word. Send help(ing hands 😈)!
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August 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Diet Mountain Dew tastes like piss (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Diet Mountain Dew tastes like piss (derogatory)
You know what would be real cute? Having a crush on some dude who also has a crush on me 😊. Too sitcom-y, I know. But a guy can dream.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You know what would be real cute? Having a crush on some dude who also has a crush on me 😊. Too sitcom-y, I know. But a guy can dream.
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Suddenly I need to get plowed.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Suddenly I need to get plowed.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Sex is great and all… but someone who actually knows how to kiss? Chile…💦😵💫🫠😊
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Sex is great and all… but someone who actually knows how to kiss? Chile…💦😵💫🫠😊
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Goonfellas
All gooners go to heaven
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
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October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Good ol phishin scam to start the morning off right. Reported, blocked, and deleted.
Don’t fall for stuff like this, my friends!
Don’t fall for stuff like this, my friends!
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good ol phishin scam to start the morning off right. Reported, blocked, and deleted.
Don’t fall for stuff like this, my friends!
Don’t fall for stuff like this, my friends!
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