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hez-flammable.bsky.social
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@hez-flammable.bsky.social
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Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers but sometimes a side. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 34
No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open 😈
A happy #FCF to you all, featuring @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and his wonderful ass
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I 100% support this choice
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Happy Fat Cock Friday horny people. #FCF
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy #FCF, fellow cock connoisseurs. I’m supposed to be saving my load for a circle jerk this weekend but you all are making it (me) very hard.
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yep, that’s pretty much it.
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Happy #HumpDay gents!
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey I can make that work!
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Have I told you that Fat Cock Friday is my favorite day of the week? #FCF
September 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Step 1: look at #FCF posts on BlueSky
Step 2: bust a nut
Step 3: profit! (And by that I mean take a nap 😌)
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Digging into the smut folder for today’s #FCF pic because someone drained me dry yesterday (it was @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social, of course)
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Therapist is out sick so I had to fill my morning somehow. #FCF
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What happens when @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social and I don’t see each other for weeks? I end up blowing a big load and get a #SundayCumday post out of it 😈
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Haven’t posted in a while because life has been a hot mess. But here’s a #FCF pic to say I’m still here and horny as fuck.
August 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This movie terrified me as a kid, but is also probably the reason werewolves are my favorite monster.
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Love a good scary movie
July 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Definitely need to fill my card out a little more 😈
July 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m from before the Internet.
June 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Friday + a hard cock = a happy #FCF for me!
June 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I was very horny yesterday. #FCF
June 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A #HumpDay repost of my ass and @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social’s dick. Because the original got deleted by mistake.
June 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
These bots aren’t getting any smarter 😂
June 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
And putting track 1 on repeat.
June 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Haven’t posted in a while. So happy #FCF ya horny animals!
June 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Counting this for #FCF and #SundayCumday. Courtesy of @thatgayexxdrunk.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy #FCF my Blueskies
May 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM