DirtyV3gas
@dirtyv3gas.bsky.social
Living life in gym shorts or less, showing off gains and whatever else feels right. Unfiltered thoughts, 90s Nostalgia, and the frequent NSFW treats.📍 #PDX
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Wellness Wednesday, take your vitamins
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wellness Wednesday, take your vitamins
Ecca Vandal is just so cool to me.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ecca Vandal is just so cool to me.
I say carbonated beverage, for real😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I say carbonated beverage, for real😂
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
The bombing of Tulsa Oklahoma
17. What is one historical fact that they won't teach you in school?
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The bombing of Tulsa Oklahoma
Poochies, Game Cube, Bop It, Smallville, iPods, Hit Clips, Britney Spears, Destiney’s Child, DCOMs, Even Steven’s, Lizzie McGuire, Samantha Mumba, The Matrix, Heely’s, Razor Scooters, LG Chocolate, Nokia, Gameboy Advanced, Heroes, DVD Players, Dial-up, MySpace, Xenga, South Pole, Curve for Men
14. What defined the 2000s?
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Poochies, Game Cube, Bop It, Smallville, iPods, Hit Clips, Britney Spears, Destiney’s Child, DCOMs, Even Steven’s, Lizzie McGuire, Samantha Mumba, The Matrix, Heely’s, Razor Scooters, LG Chocolate, Nokia, Gameboy Advanced, Heroes, DVD Players, Dial-up, MySpace, Xenga, South Pole, Curve for Men
Max from Stranger Things. I know she’s not dead but that finale had me bawling.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Max from Stranger Things. I know she’s not dead but that finale had me bawling.
Anything that’s required to sustain life. Water, essential nutritional foods, a place to live…
3. What are things that should be free but aren't?
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Anything that’s required to sustain life. Water, essential nutritional foods, a place to live…
ELIMINATE THEM ALL! Keep the pies, but only if it’s sweet potato or pecan…
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ELIMINATE THEM ALL! Keep the pies, but only if it’s sweet potato or pecan…
That last post reminded me of the time my friend told me she had spirits in her cabinet. I legit thought she meant ghosts. I was twenty seven years old and had no idea “spirits” meant alcohol. I really sat there thinking her kitchen was haunted.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That last post reminded me of the time my friend told me she had spirits in her cabinet. I legit thought she meant ghosts. I was twenty seven years old and had no idea “spirits” meant alcohol. I really sat there thinking her kitchen was haunted.
You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Okay! It’s good!
• 42g Greek Yogurt
• 1 scoop of vanilla Protein
• 32g PB2 Peanut Butter Powder
• 1 Tablespoon of Water
• 42g Greek Yogurt
• 1 scoop of vanilla Protein
• 32g PB2 Peanut Butter Powder
• 1 Tablespoon of Water
I’ve been craving PB&J for the last few weeks BUT couldn’t really figure out how to get it to fit within my Macros. UNTIL NOW! 51 grams of protein, 64 grams of carbs, and 5.7 grams of fat. I’ll let you know how it taste…
a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
ALT: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay! It’s good!
• 42g Greek Yogurt
• 1 scoop of vanilla Protein
• 32g PB2 Peanut Butter Powder
• 1 Tablespoon of Water
• 42g Greek Yogurt
• 1 scoop of vanilla Protein
• 32g PB2 Peanut Butter Powder
• 1 Tablespoon of Water
I just saw a Sniffies profile where a 44 year old was only looking for 18 to 19 year olds. I get that predators exist in every space, but I’m speaking strictly about the queer community here. We can play the whole daddy vibe all day, but if I’m old enough to be your actual father, it’s a chop.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I just saw a Sniffies profile where a 44 year old was only looking for 18 to 19 year olds. I get that predators exist in every space, but I’m speaking strictly about the queer community here. We can play the whole daddy vibe all day, but if I’m old enough to be your actual father, it’s a chop.
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My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My archive sale is now on for the next week. These are the last remaining pieces from sold out print runs over the last year or two. Anything left will go back into the archives at the end of the sale.
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Mike
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: #PNW
Interests: Gym/Cooking/Reading/Gifting/Creating/Movies/My dog
Vocation: Air Force
Name: Mike
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: #PNW
Interests: Gym/Cooking/Reading/Gifting/Creating/Movies/My dog
Vocation: Air Force
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reintroduction Thread:
Name: Mike
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: #PNW
Interests: Gym/Cooking/Reading/Gifting/Creating/Movies/My dog
Vocation: Air Force
Name: Mike
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: #PNW
Interests: Gym/Cooking/Reading/Gifting/Creating/Movies/My dog
Vocation: Air Force
Endearing, but you know what I meant
There’s just something warm and enduring about older black women calling you “baby.” I complimented this ladies Wicked shirt in the store and she said “Thank you, baby” and we talked about the movie for brief minute. She’s going to see it again tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Endearing, but you know what I meant
There’s just something warm and enduring about older black women calling you “baby.” I complimented this ladies Wicked shirt in the store and she said “Thank you, baby” and we talked about the movie for brief minute. She’s going to see it again tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There’s just something warm and enduring about older black women calling you “baby.” I complimented this ladies Wicked shirt in the store and she said “Thank you, baby” and we talked about the movie for brief minute. She’s going to see it again tomorrow.
Post an image you can hear
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Post an image you can hear
Okay, so I know it’s never too late. BUT realistically speaking, is it too late for a 40 year old to get into dance?
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Okay, so I know it’s never too late. BUT realistically speaking, is it too late for a 40 year old to get into dance?
Shadows, holding breathe, just woke up, dehydration. Sometimes physique is really an optical illusion.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Shadows, holding breathe, just woke up, dehydration. Sometimes physique is really an optical illusion.
I’ve been craving PB&J for the last few weeks BUT couldn’t really figure out how to get it to fit within my Macros. UNTIL NOW! 51 grams of protein, 64 grams of carbs, and 5.7 grams of fat. I’ll let you know how it taste…
a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
ALT: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve been craving PB&J for the last few weeks BUT couldn’t really figure out how to get it to fit within my Macros. UNTIL NOW! 51 grams of protein, 64 grams of carbs, and 5.7 grams of fat. I’ll let you know how it taste…
Literally have personalities like this
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Literally have personalities like this