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THE Jordan Blahnik
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Your local purveyor of deep substrate foliated kalkite and deep substrate foliated kalkite accessories.
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October 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Feels like @ifycomedy.com is the hero we need in light of the recent troubling "Nicole Kidman's insatiability" news.
October 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social You are praising a conman in your own party while simultaneously saying you will fight the conman in The White House. The former is why no one believes you on the later.
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.

Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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For some people, it’s never going to be a genocide unless it’s of Jewish people and there’s no point in trying to convince them otherwise
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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god. damn.
August 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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okay well, I would like to be clear that I am accusing Israel of genocide.
NEW — Days after saying we have to “take action” to stop the “starvation, and genocide, and destruction of Gaza,” top Democrat Katherine Clark BACKTRACKS, says she wants to be “clear that I am not accusing Israel of genocide.”
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Last Crusade in a theater sounds exactly like what I need.
June 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I do not recommend it, but "dropping out" seems to have paid off for my son Sam. I'm incredibly proud of him. Here's a review of his comedy game show "Game Changer," which you can watch on his streaming platform Dropout.  https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/arts/television/game-changer-dropout.html
‘Game Changer’ Is a Fun and Unpredictable Game Show
Now in its seventh season, the show puts its comedian contestants through a weird and wide-ranging variety of funny and
www.nytimes.com
April 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Love love love Matthew Golden to the Packers. One of my favorite picks of the first round.
April 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The wages of the richest 1% have skyrocketed 182% since 1979. 

Meanwhile, the wages of the bottom 90% have seen just 44% growth. 

Trickle down economics was always a hoax.
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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at least he just came out and said "we are not going to do anything and are waiting for our constituents to fix our mess by taking to the streets to get killed by police"
Schumer: "If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory ... our entire democracy is at risk. I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, the public will rise up. Democrats will fight it in every single way ... autocrats only succeed if the public lets them."
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The worst part about this asteroid Bennu hitting Earth in 157 years is we won't be around to eagerly welcome it.
February 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Would be phenomenal if Democrats had any sort of game plan other than "Playing a sassy game of 'Gotcha!' during nomination hearings."
We need Healthcare and to not be put in concentration camps, for starters, but you're right, the guy everyone knows is a psychopath DID do a bad thing that one time.
January 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's like a new high school, I can be the best, coolest version of myself here!
August 20, 2023 at 5:29 PM