8yo DM: I made a new ooze monster.
Me: Do I want to hear about it?
8yo DM: Well, it eats blood… from inside your body… after you eat some meat that was infected by it. Once it replaces your blood, it controls your body like a puppet.
Me: No, I didn’t want to hear.
8yo DM: I made a new ooze monster.
Me: Do I want to hear about it?
8yo DM: Well, it eats blood… from inside your body… after you eat some meat that was infected by it. Once it replaces your blood, it controls your body like a puppet.
Me: No, I didn’t want to hear.
i'd love to do a few of these to cover some recent big expenses ✨
i'd love to do a few of these to cover some recent big expenses ✨