redwyrm
@redwyrm.bsky.social
Father of the Redwyrmling (9yo DM) - On a mission to bring love, kindness, and wholesome content to the internet - He/Him
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Listen: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3QCBxfkbknZRVnhFIldPik
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@redwyrm.bsky.social
· Mar 5
The Wyrm Den is the brainchild of the Redwyrmling (8yo DM) and in this issue you will find information on Desert Dragons, how to survive in the desert, and even a desert location that you can insert into your our adventures. This TTRPG zine is also filled with advice for adventurers and DMs
I have applied for at least 100 jobs over the past 8 months and have continually gotten rejected.
This morning I got another rejection email after what I felt was an excellent interview. My wife played me this song to help cheer me up. Love this woman!
youtu.be/snbz2E5rQ1M?...
This morning I got another rejection email after what I felt was an excellent interview. My wife played me this song to help cheer me up. Love this woman!
youtu.be/snbz2E5rQ1M?...
Rejected - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I have applied for at least 100 jobs over the past 8 months and have continually gotten rejected.
This morning I got another rejection email after what I felt was an excellent interview. My wife played me this song to help cheer me up. Love this woman!
youtu.be/snbz2E5rQ1M?...
This morning I got another rejection email after what I felt was an excellent interview. My wife played me this song to help cheer me up. Love this woman!
youtu.be/snbz2E5rQ1M?...
I don’t normally post about sports, but…
Hotty Toddy
Hotty Toddy
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don’t normally post about sports, but…
Hotty Toddy
Hotty Toddy
Our family just finished watching the Avatar the Last Airbender series… so get ready for a bunch of elemental character options and abilities from the wyrmling in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Our family just finished watching the Avatar the Last Airbender series… so get ready for a bunch of elemental character options and abilities from the wyrmling in the new year.
Don’t insist that your DM runs the type of game that ruins everyone else’s fun.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don’t insist that your DM runs the type of game that ruins everyone else’s fun.
D&D is a game and the intent is that everyone has a fun time.
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
D&D is a game and the intent is that everyone has a fun time.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
AC/DC Talk
AC/DC Talk
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Moody Blue Öyster Cult
The Moody Blue Öyster Cult
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
AC/DC Talk
AC/DC Talk
Magic Item of the Week from the wyrmling:
Ask your DM if the Ring of Ability Block is right for you.
Ask your DM if the Ring of Ability Block is right for you.
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Magic Item of the Week from the wyrmling:
Ask your DM if the Ring of Ability Block is right for you.
Ask your DM if the Ring of Ability Block is right for you.
Feat of the Week from the wyrmling!
Bonded Dreams can truly help you stay connected to the one you love even while out adventuring.
Bonded Dreams can truly help you stay connected to the one you love even while out adventuring.
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Feat of the Week from the wyrmling!
Bonded Dreams can truly help you stay connected to the one you love even while out adventuring.
Bonded Dreams can truly help you stay connected to the one you love even while out adventuring.
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As an arachnophobe, I’d have to say the Spider Dragon by @redwyrm.bsky.social’s Wyrmling. That thing even got an official release by WotC!
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
As an arachnophobe, I’d have to say the Spider Dragon by @redwyrm.bsky.social’s Wyrmling. That thing even got an official release by WotC!
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
Me: Which class do you think would make the best spy?
9yo DM: Druid
Me: Really?
9yo DM: Think about it. Every predicament that Ethan Hunt got into could have been solved if he could wildshape or cast a few spells like pass without a trace.
1/2
Me: Which class do you think would make the best spy?
9yo DM: Druid
Me: Really?
9yo DM: Think about it. Every predicament that Ethan Hunt got into could have been solved if he could wildshape or cast a few spells like pass without a trace.
1/2
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
Me: Which class do you think would make the best spy?
9yo DM: Druid
Me: Really?
9yo DM: Think about it. Every predicament that Ethan Hunt got into could have been solved if he could wildshape or cast a few spells like pass without a trace.
1/2
Me: Which class do you think would make the best spy?
9yo DM: Druid
Me: Really?
9yo DM: Think about it. Every predicament that Ethan Hunt got into could have been solved if he could wildshape or cast a few spells like pass without a trace.
1/2
Make a Bond film D&D:
Dr. No… but.
Dr. No… but.
Make a Bond film D&D:
From Barovia With Love
From Barovia With Love
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Make a Bond film D&D:
Dr. No… but.
Dr. No… but.
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Hey new people 👋
I have free art for your projects 🤩
✨Free for personal & commercial projects ✨
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I have free art for your projects 🤩
✨Free for personal & commercial projects ✨
ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Hey new people 👋
I have free art for your projects 🤩
✨Free for personal & commercial projects ✨
ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...
I have free art for your projects 🤩
✨Free for personal & commercial projects ✨
ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...
Make a Bond movie casual
From King of Prussia with Love
From King of Prussia with Love
Make a Bond movie casual
AluminumEye
AluminumEye
Make a Bond movie casual.
The Spy Who Liked Me
The Spy Who Liked Me
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
From King of Prussia with Love
From King of Prussia with Love
This gives the players a bit of control over the story as they describe what their character does.
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This gives the players a bit of control over the story as they describe what their character does.
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: Can you wish the people on Bluesky and Twitter a Merry Christmas from me?
Me: Sure. Anything you want to tell them?
9yo DM: Um… yes. Merry Christmas.
9yo DM: Can you wish the people on Bluesky and Twitter a Merry Christmas from me?
Me: Sure. Anything you want to tell them?
9yo DM: Um… yes. Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: Can you wish the people on Bluesky and Twitter a Merry Christmas from me?
Me: Sure. Anything you want to tell them?
9yo DM: Um… yes. Merry Christmas.
9yo DM: Can you wish the people on Bluesky and Twitter a Merry Christmas from me?
Me: Sure. Anything you want to tell them?
9yo DM: Um… yes. Merry Christmas.
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I just released "Krampusnacht," a small OSE-style Christmas adventure rooted in winter folklore and dark fairy tales.
Less hack-and-slash, more judgment, bargaining, and consequences.
It’s live now on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/krampu...
🎄❄️
Less hack-and-slash, more judgment, bargaining, and consequences.
It’s live now on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/krampu...
🎄❄️
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I just released "Krampusnacht," a small OSE-style Christmas adventure rooted in winter folklore and dark fairy tales.
Less hack-and-slash, more judgment, bargaining, and consequences.
It’s live now on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/krampu...
🎄❄️
Less hack-and-slash, more judgment, bargaining, and consequences.
It’s live now on my Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/krampu...
🎄❄️
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
Me: Want to play a DnD game?
9yo DM: We don’t have enough time.
Me: That never stopped us before.
9yo DM: We wouldn’t really get into the plot… but we do have enough time to make up some creepy monsters and a few cursed magic items.
Me: Want to play a DnD game?
9yo DM: We don’t have enough time.
Me: That never stopped us before.
9yo DM: We wouldn’t really get into the plot… but we do have enough time to make up some creepy monsters and a few cursed magic items.
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
Me: Want to play a DnD game?
9yo DM: We don’t have enough time.
Me: That never stopped us before.
9yo DM: We wouldn’t really get into the plot… but we do have enough time to make up some creepy monsters and a few cursed magic items.
Me: Want to play a DnD game?
9yo DM: We don’t have enough time.
Me: That never stopped us before.
9yo DM: We wouldn’t really get into the plot… but we do have enough time to make up some creepy monsters and a few cursed magic items.
I am Redwyrm. I hoard keys and old coins. You can gain my trust if the wyrmling likes you. My weakness is kindness.
I am Meagan, the sleepy firebreather. My hoard is cats, and you can easily gain my trust by my cats liking you. My weakness is wine.
I am Jaeson the Magenta Menace. My hoard is vinyl records, and you can easily gain my trust by sharing excellent songs and music. My weakness is vanilla cake.
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I am Redwyrm. I hoard keys and old coins. You can gain my trust if the wyrmling likes you. My weakness is kindness.
Happy Solstice day to those who celebrate.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Solstice day to those who celebrate.
Magic items with a history and a backstory are more fun than a boring +1 Ring of Protection.
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Magic items with a history and a backstory are more fun than a boring +1 Ring of Protection.
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I had a conversation with my owl familiar. (Sound on)
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I had a conversation with my owl familiar. (Sound on)
I had a conversation with my owl familiar. (Sound on)
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I had a conversation with my owl familiar. (Sound on)
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: Tell me another joke.
Me: I used to have a joke about Atlas, but I am not sure if it still holds up.
9yo DM: Ha! I knew you were going to tell a Greek mythology joke… you’re on a roll… like Sisyphus.
9yo DM: Tell me another joke.
Me: I used to have a joke about Atlas, but I am not sure if it still holds up.
9yo DM: Ha! I knew you were going to tell a Greek mythology joke… you’re on a roll… like Sisyphus.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: Tell me another joke.
Me: I used to have a joke about Atlas, but I am not sure if it still holds up.
9yo DM: Ha! I knew you were going to tell a Greek mythology joke… you’re on a roll… like Sisyphus.
9yo DM: Tell me another joke.
Me: I used to have a joke about Atlas, but I am not sure if it still holds up.
9yo DM: Ha! I knew you were going to tell a Greek mythology joke… you’re on a roll… like Sisyphus.
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Conversations with the 9yo DM:
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.
9yo DM: The lady with the big hat looks suspicious.
Me: What is suspicious about her?
9yo DM: She is casting fireball at you.