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Courtney Love Actually
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"…a mirror, reflecting life's vicissitudes, vagaries, ritual magic, and dreary reality."

high value transsexual, annoying electronic music enjoyer, horror nerd, recovering goth, queer coder, lefty af, milf?, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

💯 Mystique was right
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the most important thing to know about me is i was edited out of the audience recording for a BBC comedy because i was the only person who laughed at a joke about a goose
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why is this so true
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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caller 12 you're on bluesky at night what's on your mind
November 11, 2024 at 3:31 AM
made a mistake. started watching MAFS10.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
whoever the social media guru is that’s recommending Labour MPs to broadcast on here, i would just like a word
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"you don't need HRT to transition!" end-boss
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
im going to the Lego store to make a little Rachel Reeves, anybody want anything
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
this community is worse off without Mira
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
have a weekend of #BloodBowl planned, and weighing up whether i go with the new Brets or try out the tweaked Imperial Nobility roster.

a bad match-up for playing against Tomb Kings out of the box, but i do want to have them ready for any upcoming league at my toy soldiers club.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
look, when i said i wanted a train run on me…
I don't think you can argue "this is the trolley problem" to one of the people on the tracks.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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I'm starting work on a website call "X(tina)". At it's core will be a Christina Aguilera AI that tells you you're beautiful no matter what they say.
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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"...just checking you should be in here really. what are your genitals?"
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 AM
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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It’s that time of year again. Dreaming of going through the Christmas tree netting tube
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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threatening the pigeons in my local park that if they don’t knuckle down and get a job with my privatised mail service, i’ll take away their benefits (the seed i am holding in my hand)
June 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
can’t enjoy his performance in The Frighteners cos he’s a ghost in real life now 😔
Been saying this about R. Lee Ermey but got dogpiled by all his stans cus they didn’t wanna hear it 🙄
Over on X The Everything App is a raging debate about how the interrogator in One Battle After Another is a real army interrogator so you can't like his performance, very Bluesky-coded behaviour imho!
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
where’s your grc, citizen
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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this and no capitalism
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
am i sad or did i just flash flood all the serotonin out my head at the weekend.

*looks at calendar*

oh, it’s TDoR.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
this is not the greatest bug in the world, no.

this is just a trilobite.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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they should invent a world-weariness that wanes
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM