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Evan
@hevan-long.bsky.social
📍San Francisco
👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼Cat dad🐈 Gaymer 🎮 Potter 🏺
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OSLA TICKETS SECURED, doechii here i come
March 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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yes because it's fiction played by two attractive unrelated actors. now go pet a dog and stand in the sunlight for 5 minutes.
March 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A sleepy Saturday 💤
March 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why does Vinyl storage have to be so ungodly expensive 🙃
March 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
On my way to a friend’s pre op top surgery party and wearing these girls 😂😭
March 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Here’s a PSA from my local bread shop owner
March 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I am finally getting my septum pierced later today ☺️
February 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Carrying around a new bag of clay feels like a 90’s sitcom of having to care for a bag of flour for home ec class.
February 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Lost my wallet last night in an uber and never heard back from support or the driver… so that’s great. At least it’s a three day weekend 🫠
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Doing great 👍
February 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My manager is pinging me about how a tool they were going to use for translations won’t work, and they need last minute Japanese translations for an HR survey that’s well beyond my language skills… 🤯 the number of times my language degree has come up in my HR career is wildly surprising
February 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He’s loving the new apartment so much 😭
February 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I know it’s absolutely shocking — just shocking — but a Trump policy (this one on transportation funding) would favor wealthy, white communities over everyone else. And it would prioritize cars over everything else.

What a surprise.
USDOT is proposing to prioritize areas with high marriage & birth rates for funding.

Our new analysis @urbaninstitute.bsky.social shows this approach would produce a massive redistribution of transportation funding to rich, car-dependent, high white population areas.

www.urban.org/urban-wire/d...
February 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’ve quickly hit the limit in moving where you’re just carelessly stuffing shit in any box or bag I can 😭
February 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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the country is crumbling into a fascist oligarchy before our eyes babe, do you want pizza or burgers for dinner?
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m in need of new music, any recs?
January 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Finally getting better after being bed ridden for 3 days with the flu. I cannot wait to touch grass and feel human again
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m so over being sick 😭 this has been a brutal weekend
January 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sent our landlord an email conservatively calculating how much he owes us for illegally raising our rent, over charging us in utilities to help cover his illegal airbnb, and more. He wanted to talk on the phone about our findings, but we said we only want communication over email
January 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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it’s gonna be a long four years
January 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*finally* found an apartment 😭😭😭

Now to move 🤢
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So proud of this piece I made tonight 🥲
January 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Every time someone is like “man, where has the time gone?!” I wanna be like…work babes - you’ve been losing years of your life to labor
January 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well this is my last year of hybrid work :/ my union confirmed we’re 100% back in office in 2026 🫠
January 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM