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please leave me alone, unless you are nice
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
LOTR movie 3: gandalf! more gay!
May 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
LOTR movie 2: where is gandalf. where is all the gay shit.
May 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
is LOTR supposed to come off as super homoerotic or am i just seeing things
April 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
undertale ost is off-limits now (it makes me sad)
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i deleted twitter bc i hate Mr Muskrat but i liked that i could spew nonsense on there and it wouldn’t be weird. if i was to say some shit about the boogie woogie bugle man on here i feel like that’d be a hard clash with the posts about actual important shit
April 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
god gave me a special treat (a uti) because he knew i was sad😊
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
my day be so fine then boom several sad songs and lots of crying (i consciously made the choice to listen to songs that i knew would make me sad)
my day be so fine then boom one huge cramp outta nowhere
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i love when men do peace signs. like yeah peace and love my gay boy
March 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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who up feeling a deep-seated sadness
February 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
you know what i want to do more than anything while i feel like i have to pee and it’s all i can focus on yet i don’t actually have to pee? spend an hour+ in an urgent care waiting room filled with sick people! i’d pay a $100 copay to do just that!
February 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
who up feeling a deep-seated sadness
February 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Every Winter ends.
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories:

“Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again”

And

“He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my day be so fine then boom one huge cramp outta nowhere
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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my take on the superbowl: not enough men kissing
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i should’ve known a depressive episode was coming on when i got a 13 cookie tote from mcdonald’s, stored it in my room, and ate it over the course of 3 days
February 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool with intent to kill via drowning into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool with a one sided gay couple into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool without an old gay couple into a tv series
February 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i want to give a quick shoutout to my boy zoloft. yes you may have made me generally lazier and 50 pounds heavier but at least i can go outside and interact with any other member of our species without feeling like i’m being hunted for sport!
February 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
she refine on my data til i macro
February 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool with a one sided gay couple into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool without an old gay couple into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool + an old gay couple into a tv series
February 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool without an old gay couple into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool + an old gay couple into a tv series
Severance is just like if you made A Tide Shaped Pool into a tv series
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM