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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
They aren't even bothering to hide it.
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Well all these other guys might be stabbing me but at least I can still rely on my good friend Brutus
March 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well all these other guys might be stabbing me but at least I can still rely on my good friend Brutus
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
Evidence that coffee is superior to tea is that when a coffee goes cold, it's still pretty good. A tea is only in its sweet spot for a couple of minutes, otherwise it's either too hot or too cold.
February 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Evidence that coffee is superior to tea is that when a coffee goes cold, it's still pretty good. A tea is only in its sweet spot for a couple of minutes, otherwise it's either too hot or too cold.
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every job is at best tolerable until you drop dead or retire, except congressperson, which from the way they cling to power must feel like riding down a water slide 24/7
December 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
every job is at best tolerable until you drop dead or retire, except congressperson, which from the way they cling to power must feel like riding down a water slide 24/7
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It's a shame how little social media seems to prioritize "having a nice time chatting with people and making silly jokes and sharing interesting things".
December 10, 2024 at 2:07 AM
It's a shame how little social media seems to prioritize "having a nice time chatting with people and making silly jokes and sharing interesting things".
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.