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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑
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Noted chaos tulpa and epidermis nerdis
Ngāti Maniapoto | Pākehā
Wear your fuckin sunscreen
It's a beautiful morning to listen to A Praise Chorus on repeat.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo good. let them live in fear.
New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm gonna cry I'm so excited. 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death by a prison inmate. The Nu Metal Agenda is sending critical support to the inmate during this difficult time. numetalagenda.com/ian-watkins-...
Ian Watkins Released From Prison, Welcomed to Hell
In case you needed to read some good news today.
numetalagenda.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Omg is the knife OK?
October 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tried and failed to convince Charlotte not to rip her wiggly first premolar out at 8.30pm but she ignored me so guess who just stole 5 huk from her pink smiggle wallet so the tooth fairy could still come through?
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato

Not much has changed since
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you are of a certain age and grew up a raging fucking nerd do you remember the Point Horror and Point Fantasy books? How many of these bring back memories? www.goodreads.com/list/show/44...

www.goodreads.com/list/show/12...
Point Horror (113 books)
113 books based on 10 votes: The Body by Carol Ellis, Trick or Treat by Richie Tankersley Cusick, The Forbidden Game by L.J. Smith, April Fools by Richie...
www.goodreads.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Hamilton City local council elections are in full swing.

Here is a handy assessment on the candidates that I prepared earlier:

open.substack.com/pub/drbex/p/...

#nzpol #Hamilton #elections
Local government elections: Hamilton edition
My voting papers have finally arrived, which means I can now vote in our local council elections.
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
REHEKOOOOOOOOO
EXC: Plans are underway for a coordinated strike across the public sector on October 23 featuring:
- Nurses
- Teachers
- Doctors
- and more

If the ballots go ahead it could well be the biggest coordinated strike in NZ history

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Tidal wave of strike action planned for October 23
Plans are under way for a co-ordinated strike across much of the public sector, with nurses, teachers and other public sector workers potentially walking off the job on the same day.
www.thepost.co.nz
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hikoco are having an up-to-40% off sale on sunscreen e te whānau. Perfect time to stock up now that longer days are here.
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Happy Bogan Christmas* to all who celebrate.

*last day of the Rock 2000
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The 2nd (and last) run is live on the site

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/hey...
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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On the back of NIN's "Year Zero" album we put a warning label (quoted below) about subversive material from the US Bureau of Morality, and if you called the phone number it played this message: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SB8... - gotta say I don't love how how plausible this now sounds!
September 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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BREAKING: UN inquiry finds Israel’s war on Gaza to be genocide aje.io/2h84g2
September 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Look, did a bunch of us organise to have a pro Māori wards billboard on the same sign Hobson’s Pledge put their bullshit?

Absolutely.

Did we all put our names to it cause we're community leaders staunch in our position?

Absolutely.
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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If you haven’t been following what’s going on in Nepal, it is UNBELIEVABLE. I don’t event know where to begin but between the time you had your morning coffee on Monday and lunch on Friday they just had a total Gen Z-led revolution resulting in the first female PM. Like seriously.
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Realised it's only 2 months til Charlotte's 9th Birthday so panic bought Ed Sheeran tickets because how else do you level up from Dua Lipa?
September 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I'm a millennial.
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Not a bunch of folks following me after snarkily posting about Stuff.

Don't get used to it e te whānau it's usually memes, shit posting and missives from the paddock inhabitants.
September 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM