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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑
@herapls.bsky.social
Noted chaos tulpa and epidermis nerdis
Ngāti Maniapoto | Pākehā
Wear your fuckin sunscreen
If you win that much money just build new - somewhere less impacted by climate change and dam breaks. 😂
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You should check regional council's hazard map - specifically "karapiro dam break" to see if that house ends up underwater....
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
George, in his final years, loved ham. Shaved, Christmas, champagne. Whatever kind of ham you could find he would devour. Bless him.
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wait have you linked this to us yet?
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I've already blocked out time in my work calendar to buy my ticket when presale opens tomorrow lol
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Yes. He's in the freezer.
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Butter is also 8.49 a block at its cheapest if you want cake I'm gonna need some co-investment.
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Kieran you don't leave your house.
October 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The inmates who first beat him up should have finished the job back then. Give this inmate parole.
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
And nothing of value was lost. 😇😇😇😇
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ripped out the other one yesterday. Didn't have to steal from her wallet this time - scrounged some coins off Nana instead.
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Moe mai rā, sweet Paukena. Rest easy. 🕊️
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I will replace the 5 buck but she's still wrapping her head around the whole deal with money and often forgets she even has it so I don't feel SUPER guilty.

Only a little guilty.
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
SHOULDA FUCKIN LISTENED TO YOUR MĀMĀ BRO.
September 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM