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Imagine banning theoretical climate interventions while actively voting against actual climate science. It's like banning unicorns while defunding animal shelters.
July 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Imagine banning theoretical climate interventions while actively voting against actual climate science. It's like banning unicorns while defunding animal shelters.
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
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June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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The United States tried presidents who were smart, decent, and capable of empathy, but decided it wasn’t for them. It just didn’t reflect them.
June 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The United States tried presidents who were smart, decent, and capable of empathy, but decided it wasn’t for them. It just didn’t reflect them.
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FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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"They're breaking the law."
"What law?"
"You know, vibes and shit."
"What law?"
"You know, vibes and shit."
KENNEDY: Harvard is in many respects violating federal law
SCARBOROUGH: What federal law is Harvard violating?
KENNEDY: Harvard practices ideological capture
SCARBOROUGH: What federal law is Harvard violating?
KENNEDY: Harvard practices ideological capture
June 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"They're breaking the law."
"What law?"
"You know, vibes and shit."
"What law?"
"You know, vibes and shit."
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I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
It’s disgusting and dangerous.
If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign.
Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness.
To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
Treason will (eventually) be illegal again in the US.
And people who know a lot about how Putin operates tend to have short life spans in Russia.
These are random observations, unrelated to any current events.
And people who know a lot about how Putin operates tend to have short life spans in Russia.
These are random observations, unrelated to any current events.
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Treason will (eventually) be illegal again in the US.
And people who know a lot about how Putin operates tend to have short life spans in Russia.
These are random observations, unrelated to any current events.
And people who know a lot about how Putin operates tend to have short life spans in Russia.
These are random observations, unrelated to any current events.
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
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Why is Elon Musk concerned about how the government is spending money? It’s not his money, he didn’t pay taxes last year.
March 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Why is Elon Musk concerned about how the government is spending money? It’s not his money, he didn’t pay taxes last year.
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Hey look — DOGE found dead people on social security and cut off their benefits… one problem: THEY ARE ALIVE. 😕
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March 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hey look — DOGE found dead people on social security and cut off their benefits… one problem: THEY ARE ALIVE. 😕
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same
When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state
www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state
www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
USDA cancels $11 million in federal funding for North Carolina food banks
The USDA has notified the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services that it would terminate the agreement for the Local Food Purchase Assistance Program, which is one of the progr...
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March 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same
When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state
www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state
www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
I’m out. That was intensely boring.
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m out. That was intensely boring.
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Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party
thx in advance
thx in advance
Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"
February 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party
thx in advance
thx in advance
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They won’t get rid of Roe. You’re overreacting!
They can’t do Project 2025. We have laws. You’re overreacting!
Stop calling them fascists. You’re overreacting!
Stop saying it’s a constitutional crisis. You’re overreacting!
Strange how the only thing the media overreacted to is Joe Biden’s age.
They can’t do Project 2025. We have laws. You’re overreacting!
Stop calling them fascists. You’re overreacting!
Stop saying it’s a constitutional crisis. You’re overreacting!
Strange how the only thing the media overreacted to is Joe Biden’s age.
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They won’t get rid of Roe. You’re overreacting!
They can’t do Project 2025. We have laws. You’re overreacting!
Stop calling them fascists. You’re overreacting!
Stop saying it’s a constitutional crisis. You’re overreacting!
Strange how the only thing the media overreacted to is Joe Biden’s age.
They can’t do Project 2025. We have laws. You’re overreacting!
Stop calling them fascists. You’re overreacting!
Stop saying it’s a constitutional crisis. You’re overreacting!
Strange how the only thing the media overreacted to is Joe Biden’s age.
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J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.
February 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.
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Ok, so they also hated Jon Batiste’s performance of the national anthem.
You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary.
Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.
You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary.
Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.
February 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ok, so they also hated Jon Batiste’s performance of the national anthem.
You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary.
Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.
You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary.
Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.
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BREAKING: The Trump Administration just uncovered a shockingly corrupt rule instituted by President Biden that allows American businesses to bribe foreign officials!!!!
LOL, just kidding -- trump wants to change the law to ALLOW bribery of foreign officials.
Corrupt to the fucking bone.
LOL, just kidding -- trump wants to change the law to ALLOW bribery of foreign officials.
Corrupt to the fucking bone.
February 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
BREAKING: The Trump Administration just uncovered a shockingly corrupt rule instituted by President Biden that allows American businesses to bribe foreign officials!!!!
LOL, just kidding -- trump wants to change the law to ALLOW bribery of foreign officials.
Corrupt to the fucking bone.
LOL, just kidding -- trump wants to change the law to ALLOW bribery of foreign officials.
Corrupt to the fucking bone.
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"The weakest people are bullies, you know that?"
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"The weakest people are bullies, you know that?"
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
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Costco has become a personality for a lot of you people and honestly? Fine. Value is fine. Get those big jars player.
February 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Costco has become a personality for a lot of you people and honestly? Fine. Value is fine. Get those big jars player.
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