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Dennis
@henryrollins.bsky.social
Jaded and bitter computer person. Desi. Proud pet parent. Tired most of the time. Lifelong punk aficionado. Sometimes DC and sometimes elsewhere.

Obviously not Henry Rollins.

https://glenndanzigeveryday.substack.com/
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Saying "my life stinks" when things go wrong is self deprecating, defeatist, and fills you with sadness.

Saying "this isn't the life Godzilla wants for me" is motivating, makes you think about Godzilla, and reminds you that Godzilla cares about you.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Heh. Heh. Heh.
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is it just me or does Rubio have this “please kill me” look in every recent photo of him?
March 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
#BREAKING

“Old person jail” is a more accurate term than “memory care”.
March 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
God dang it, Dad, please stop answering FaceTime calls while you’re taking a dump.
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love people who whine incessantly about leftists and “SJWs” and blah blah. Not because it forms a majority of their identity (though that part is true), but when you examine their behaviors closely, you see how their actions closely mirror the people they claim to despise. #projection
February 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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If Kevin McAllister's parents were Black, child protection services would have taken Kevin from them.
Kevin McAllister's parents should've been in prison...
December 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I’m trapped underneath my cat. Please don’t save me.
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Quick guide for concerned parents about youth lingo:

This is sending meeee= This is sending me into a jolly fit of mirth
Deadass= Dead as a doornail stands my heart, considering the severity of this issue
Cap= Capricious lies were told against my honor
Fam= Familiarize yourself with me, friend!
December 20, 2024 at 7:34 AM
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Remember,
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I, too, love the Tingleverse. ALL OF IT
never know what kind of buckaroo youre gonna meet when you start talkin tingle. BOTH TROTS ARE VALID
December 1, 2024 at 5:02 PM
November 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
“Progressive” White people are going to use the fact that not an insignificant number of Black and Brown people voted for Trump as justification for their own racism.
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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right wingers returning to twitter after creating bluesky accounts
November 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Bill took care of me a few days ago.
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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NEW: Jake Paul to fight Mitch McConnell. Exclusively on X Spaces.
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM