Texas Highway Nichole
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Someone get the French burnt peanuts away from me
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Someone get the French burnt peanuts away from me
What’s Carlito’s address? I’m sending him hate mail.
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What’s Carlito’s address? I’m sending him hate mail.
CM waited his WHOLE CAREER for a WM main event..and he lost because he got punched in the balls by a bald fat man that promised him loyalty. Imagine.
April 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
CM waited his WHOLE CAREER for a WM main event..and he lost because he got punched in the balls by a bald fat man that promised him loyalty. Imagine.
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Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
April 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
I eat sugar cookies bc I can’t eat sand
April 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I eat sugar cookies bc I can’t eat sand
Damn. Too bad there’s a paywall between me and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Damn. Too bad there’s a paywall between me and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why tf am I just now realizing that my childhood comfort movie should have been like..the land before time or something. Not The Butterfly Effect 😭
March 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why tf am I just now realizing that my childhood comfort movie should have been like..the land before time or something. Not The Butterfly Effect 😭
I love puns w my name in it.
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love puns w my name in it.
Picture this. You’re me. There’s an applicant who pronounces her name ANALEE. It’s spelled Anali. Dyslexia happens and you call her anally.
February 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Picture this. You’re me. There’s an applicant who pronounces her name ANALEE. It’s spelled Anali. Dyslexia happens and you call her anally.
We just figured out blues clues, cause we’re really smart! 😐
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We just figured out blues clues, cause we’re really smart! 😐
As the tik tok winter approaches it just gets more and more chaotic on there
January 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As the tik tok winter approaches it just gets more and more chaotic on there
I don’t trust people that just blanket say “I don’t like tea”. Oh so you’ve tried all 40,000 kinds of tea?? You don’t like a single one of them??? Ok. Classless loser.
January 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t trust people that just blanket say “I don’t like tea”. Oh so you’ve tried all 40,000 kinds of tea?? You don’t like a single one of them??? Ok. Classless loser.
Brb just mourning all of the content I’ll no longer have access to bc they’re banning TT
January 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Brb just mourning all of the content I’ll no longer have access to bc they’re banning TT
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ME: and the hell, is it fresh?
2025: oh yes, the freshest
2025: oh yes, the freshest
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
ME: and the hell, is it fresh?
2025: oh yes, the freshest
2025: oh yes, the freshest
Who the FUCK gave Your Honor a 49% on Rotten Tomatoes??! ITS SO GOOD.
December 31, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Who the FUCK gave Your Honor a 49% on Rotten Tomatoes??! ITS SO GOOD.
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My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker
My dog should be a licensed psychologist atp
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
My dog should be a licensed psychologist atp
Instead of messing with my Reese’s mf peanut butter cup how about making a premium one with higher quality butters and chocolate. Or just the pre 2005 Reese’s recipe 😭
November 27, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Instead of messing with my Reese’s mf peanut butter cup how about making a premium one with higher quality butters and chocolate. Or just the pre 2005 Reese’s recipe 😭
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
Look at this thing. I named her Feta Cheese.
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Look at this thing. I named her Feta Cheese.
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The Carina Nebula - Hubble vs Webb telescopes
November 21, 2024 at 6:44 AM
The Carina Nebula - Hubble vs Webb telescopes
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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The giraffe population has dwindled to a point where the species should be protected under federal endangered species laws, U.S. wildlife officials said Wednesday.
Some Giraffes Facing Endangered Status For First Time As Population Plummets—Here’s How Many Are Left
Wildlife officials cited poaching, habitat loss and climate change behind the declining populations of some giraffe species.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
The giraffe population has dwindled to a point where the species should be protected under federal endangered species laws, U.S. wildlife officials said Wednesday.
Why is everyone on this app talking about ratatouille 😂
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Why is everyone on this app talking about ratatouille 😂