@hellrune.bsky.social
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Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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Having watched Stargate through its various series in the past year this is actually kind of exciting, especially if they can get the same tone that SG1 or Atlantis got.
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon From ‘Blindspot’ Creator Martin Gero variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Having watched Stargate through its various series in the past year this is actually kind of exciting, especially if they can get the same tone that SG1 or Atlantis got.
Potential cotroversial opinion: I think that subtitles in video games should fucking lie to you. If you have a moment where a character is going to make a poignant statement only to get interrupted by a surprise attack, have the subtitle be the full sentence so that it is an actual surprise
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Potential cotroversial opinion: I think that subtitles in video games should fucking lie to you. If you have a moment where a character is going to make a poignant statement only to get interrupted by a surprise attack, have the subtitle be the full sentence so that it is an actual surprise
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Silksong was always a lie.
September 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Silksong was always a lie.
This guy would absolutely try and use ChatGPT for couples counciling
August 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This guy would absolutely try and use ChatGPT for couples counciling
This is like the most "back in my day" that I've ever been, but I hate the simplification of Monopoly for partner editions. Boardwalk and Baltic should be the only 2 property monopolies.
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is like the most "back in my day" that I've ever been, but I hate the simplification of Monopoly for partner editions. Boardwalk and Baltic should be the only 2 property monopolies.
Legit surprised how quickly I was able to remember how to tie a tie. Woke up early cuz I have an interview today but I coulda woken up at my regular time and been fine tbh
July 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Legit surprised how quickly I was able to remember how to tie a tie. Woke up early cuz I have an interview today but I coulda woken up at my regular time and been fine tbh
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I'm pretty sure adhd comes from cat bites, like a really shitty superhero origin story
July 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm pretty sure adhd comes from cat bites, like a really shitty superhero origin story
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In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
July 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
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oh hell yeah. fresh heresies just dropped.
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
oh hell yeah. fresh heresies just dropped.
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anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
As someone who has pica, I feel like I am in a unique position when it comes to critiquing food, because when I say "I've had pieces of card board more palatable" I am being literal.
July 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As someone who has pica, I feel like I am in a unique position when it comes to critiquing food, because when I say "I've had pieces of card board more palatable" I am being literal.
These mother fuckers are trying to fuckin kill me. Saying Bloodborne is 25 years old.
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June 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
These mother fuckers are trying to fuckin kill me. Saying Bloodborne is 25 years old.
Inside Job was killed before its time.
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Inside Job was killed before its time.
"So Hellrune how are you liking Death Stranding 2?"
"Let me tell you all about how I'd fix Tears of the Kingdom."
Being allowed to be alone with my thoughts for too long brings weird results
"Let me tell you all about how I'd fix Tears of the Kingdom."
Being allowed to be alone with my thoughts for too long brings weird results
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"So Hellrune how are you liking Death Stranding 2?"
"Let me tell you all about how I'd fix Tears of the Kingdom."
Being allowed to be alone with my thoughts for too long brings weird results
"Let me tell you all about how I'd fix Tears of the Kingdom."
Being allowed to be alone with my thoughts for too long brings weird results
As someone who was a manager at 25 and who had managers over me who were 27-30, this is just wrong on so many levels. Hell my youngest assistant store manager was turned 30 when I worked under her her.
Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?
June 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As someone who was a manager at 25 and who had managers over me who were 27-30, this is just wrong on so many levels. Hell my youngest assistant store manager was turned 30 when I worked under her her.
I don't know if there is a videogame director that I have told to fuck off more than Kojima. One of the few video game autuer's and one where I do think that people should play at least one of his games. Which one is up to you because they are all valid
June 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don't know if there is a videogame director that I have told to fuck off more than Kojima. One of the few video game autuer's and one where I do think that people should play at least one of his games. Which one is up to you because they are all valid
Long Form Video Essays: The Diss Tracks of Videogames
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Long Form Video Essays: The Diss Tracks of Videogames
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if Cuomo loses today and goes ahead with a 3rd party run in the general "No means no" as the counter message is right there
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if Cuomo loses today and goes ahead with a 3rd party run in the general "No means no" as the counter message is right there
With Death Stranding 2 so close looking for good audiobooks. Currently lamenting that I ran out of Wheel of Time books narrated by Rosemund Pike.
June 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
With Death Stranding 2 so close looking for good audiobooks. Currently lamenting that I ran out of Wheel of Time books narrated by Rosemund Pike.
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice