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what if you fell in love with me as a bit
July 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
what if you fell in love with me as a bit
As a little girl, I always fancied myself an Ariel. It turns out that I am, in fact, an Iago.
a cartoon character with the words where 'd you dig this bozo up on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with the words where 'd you dig this bozo up on the bottom
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As a little girl, I always fancied myself an Ariel. It turns out that I am, in fact, an Iago.
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We all know what we saw.
Our friend, Senator Alex Padilla exercising his duty to this country while the Trump administration forced him to the ground, and put him in handcuffs.
There’s no sugarcoating it—these are dangerous times and we WILL hold the admin accountable.
@schatz.bsky.social
Our friend, Senator Alex Padilla exercising his duty to this country while the Trump administration forced him to the ground, and put him in handcuffs.
There’s no sugarcoating it—these are dangerous times and we WILL hold the admin accountable.
@schatz.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We all know what we saw.
Our friend, Senator Alex Padilla exercising his duty to this country while the Trump administration forced him to the ground, and put him in handcuffs.
There’s no sugarcoating it—these are dangerous times and we WILL hold the admin accountable.
@schatz.bsky.social
Our friend, Senator Alex Padilla exercising his duty to this country while the Trump administration forced him to the ground, and put him in handcuffs.
There’s no sugarcoating it—these are dangerous times and we WILL hold the admin accountable.
@schatz.bsky.social
My mother would love nothing more than if I dressed like Deborah Vance.
May 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My mother would love nothing more than if I dressed like Deborah Vance.
Here’s your reminder that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here’s your reminder that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.
This is for folks in higher ed, especially the academic side of the house: if you’re serving on committees with staff and admin, please understand that, often, our silence on some topics is because we don’t have the privilege of voicing them safely.
April 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is for folks in higher ed, especially the academic side of the house: if you’re serving on committees with staff and admin, please understand that, often, our silence on some topics is because we don’t have the privilege of voicing them safely.
Lots of Paul Revere talk today—and fair! But with April 26 coming up, don’t forget 16-year-old Sybil Ludington. She rode 40 miles to warn Danbury, CT, about the British. If this is the first time you’re hearing her name, it’s because women’s heroism didn’t make headlines in 1777.
April 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lots of Paul Revere talk today—and fair! But with April 26 coming up, don’t forget 16-year-old Sybil Ludington. She rode 40 miles to warn Danbury, CT, about the British. If this is the first time you’re hearing her name, it’s because women’s heroism didn’t make headlines in 1777.
Can we just not right now?
April 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Can we just not right now?
Ohhhh my god I cannot explain how much I want all of the women in my life to be difficult.
April 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ohhhh my god I cannot explain how much I want all of the women in my life to be difficult.
There’s a fox in the hen house and we don’t have the luxury of falling in love.
April 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There’s a fox in the hen house and we don’t have the luxury of falling in love.
If I send this to you, just know it’s going great.
April 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If I send this to you, just know it’s going great.
When the wind fails, take to the oars.
April 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When the wind fails, take to the oars.
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I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)
March 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)
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what a terrible time to have the ability to think critically
March 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
what a terrible time to have the ability to think critically
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I’ll be fat on any Tuesday I want to. You’re not the boss of me.
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ll be fat on any Tuesday I want to. You’re not the boss of me.
I need Jim Carville to come to my home to hold my hand.
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I need Jim Carville to come to my home to hold my hand.
Yeah, okay. *mimes jerking off*
Donald Trump is now threatening schools that allow “illegal protests”—whatever that is.
Trump Threatens Schools in Dark Attack on First Amendment
Donald Trump is threatening schools that allow “illegal protests”—whatever that is.
newrepublic.com
March 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yeah, okay. *mimes jerking off*
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They're forecasting high winds in my area. I've rented a bouncy house. I'm lying in it, untethered and waiting
March 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They're forecasting high winds in my area. I've rented a bouncy house. I'm lying in it, untethered and waiting
This is so deeply un-American.
Breaking News: President Trump on Monday temporarily suspended the delivery of all U.S. military aid to Ukraine, a senior administration official said.
The order comes just days after Trump’s heated exchange with Zelensky in the Oval Office.
The order, which takes effect immediately, affects more than $1 billion in arms and ammunition in the pipelines and on order.
www.nytimes.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is so deeply un-American.
It would be an absolute tragedy if concerned citizens overwhelmed the Department of Education’s ‘EndDEI’ portal with reports of divisive ideologies—like equity—masquerading as “history” in classrooms, hindering the department’s ability to investigate schools, curricula, and teachers. enddei.ed.gov
March 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It would be an absolute tragedy if concerned citizens overwhelmed the Department of Education’s ‘EndDEI’ portal with reports of divisive ideologies—like equity—masquerading as “history” in classrooms, hindering the department’s ability to investigate schools, curricula, and teachers. enddei.ed.gov
When Teresa Borrenpohl screamed “Who the fuck are these men?!” I got a chill.
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When Teresa Borrenpohl screamed “Who the fuck are these men?!” I got a chill.
“Abortion trafficking is a coordinated effort to bypass our laws, undercut parental rights, and remove every protection meant to keep women safe.” said State Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe (R-Billings), the lead sponsor of HB 609. nbcmontana.com/news/local/m...
February 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Abortion trafficking is a coordinated effort to bypass our laws, undercut parental rights, and remove every protection meant to keep women safe.” said State Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe (R-Billings), the lead sponsor of HB 609. nbcmontana.com/news/local/m...
Missouri HB807.
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Missouri HB807.