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BLURST
@hella.rip
Practical paralogician surfin the information super-replyguy-way. Posting harder, not smarder.

If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

Also at https://jorts.horse/@Z
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squad goals
November 11, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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October 25, 2023 at 1:33 AM
guy who's suddenly in charge of infowars site today has the chance to do the funniest thing in human history
August 15, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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gas leaks make you smarter by opening up new passage ways in your brain and improving the besides the aftering
August 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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logging in
September 28, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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if i was in charge of blue sky i would simply speed up the servers
November 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
starting to wonder if I'll ever inherit the firey burning pits of heaven
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 AM
nobody wants to hear this, but it's the truth. I am on the internet
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 AM
sensual hog
s̵e̷n̷s̸u̷a̷ ̷h̷o̶g̵
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A L F R E D
November 13, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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you ever seen a more relatable headline
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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a warm Bluesky welcome to all the people we'd rather stayed on Twitter
November 12, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I should probably have a second mastodon instance to resort to when my favorite one is down . . . . . . if I were smart
November 13, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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HEY LOOK AT MY CAT

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT MY EXTREMELY GOOD CAT
January 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
look, I may not be Sigmund Freud, butt fuck you for saying that
January 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
<American voice> did I leave my wadder boddle in here?
January 13, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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January 12, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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do the children know that before youtube if you wanted to share shitposts you had to send a tape to ABC and hope that Bob saget liked it enough to add chipmunk voices to it
December 29, 2023 at 11:30 AM
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December 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
December 30, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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People Of Unsolved Mysteries III
December 23, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 10:31 PM