Dick Blunderbuss
@dickblunderbuss.bsky.social
I put the LLC in LL Cool J
Pinned
When you tear cheese slices they look like fake US states
My turkey bacon looks like a barbershop quartet
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My turkey bacon looks like a barbershop quartet
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100%. Maybe the dril of his era.
This is the exact opposite of your thoughts here, but I am convinced Mark Twain would have been a poster's poster
March 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
100%. Maybe the dril of his era.
when I play tug of war with my dog I call her teefer sutherland
March 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
when I play tug of war with my dog I call her teefer sutherland
1980s
me: I have a new idea for a wrestler. he’s going to be a real macho man, you know? A real savage
Vince McMahon: I’m interested. What’s his name?
Me: Randy
Vince McMahon: first of all I love it
me: I have a new idea for a wrestler. he’s going to be a real macho man, you know? A real savage
Vince McMahon: I’m interested. What’s his name?
Me: Randy
Vince McMahon: first of all I love it
March 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
1980s
me: I have a new idea for a wrestler. he’s going to be a real macho man, you know? A real savage
Vince McMahon: I’m interested. What’s his name?
Me: Randy
Vince McMahon: first of all I love it
me: I have a new idea for a wrestler. he’s going to be a real macho man, you know? A real savage
Vince McMahon: I’m interested. What’s his name?
Me: Randy
Vince McMahon: first of all I love it
I dreamt this last night
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I dreamt this last night
The poop emoji should be frowning. There are many reasons for this
February 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The poop emoji should be frowning. There are many reasons for this
my dog pooped on another dog’s poop, thereby showing neighborhood dominance. then she tricked me into cleaning them both up, showing household dominance. I had hot and cold poop in my hand. I was humiliated
February 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
my dog pooped on another dog’s poop, thereby showing neighborhood dominance. then she tricked me into cleaning them both up, showing household dominance. I had hot and cold poop in my hand. I was humiliated
AFFIRMATIONS FOR DOGS
who is a good dog? I am a good dog
I deserve tummy rubs
My positive intentions manifest treats
who is a good dog? I am a good dog
I deserve tummy rubs
My positive intentions manifest treats
January 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
AFFIRMATIONS FOR DOGS
who is a good dog? I am a good dog
I deserve tummy rubs
My positive intentions manifest treats
who is a good dog? I am a good dog
I deserve tummy rubs
My positive intentions manifest treats
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Love how people today are obsessed with our five year micro-generations but also like "medieval peasants were the same thing for a thousand years.”
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Love how people today are obsessed with our five year micro-generations but also like "medieval peasants were the same thing for a thousand years.”
me: hey what’s that one word from the Friends theme song? Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s…
my partner: DOA?
me: DOA! That’s it, thank you. (Into my radio) dispatch we got 9 DOAs here
my partner: DOA?
me: DOA! That’s it, thank you. (Into my radio) dispatch we got 9 DOAs here
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
me: hey what’s that one word from the Friends theme song? Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s…
my partner: DOA?
me: DOA! That’s it, thank you. (Into my radio) dispatch we got 9 DOAs here
my partner: DOA?
me: DOA! That’s it, thank you. (Into my radio) dispatch we got 9 DOAs here
Doctor: (plays cool punk)
Billy Joel: that’s rock and roll
Doctor: (plays hot funk)
Billy Joel: still rock and roll to me
Doctor: hmm I see (writing notes) *patient is bad at music*
Billy Joel: that’s rock and roll
Doctor: (plays hot funk)
Billy Joel: still rock and roll to me
Doctor: hmm I see (writing notes) *patient is bad at music*
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Doctor: (plays cool punk)
Billy Joel: that’s rock and roll
Doctor: (plays hot funk)
Billy Joel: still rock and roll to me
Doctor: hmm I see (writing notes) *patient is bad at music*
Billy Joel: that’s rock and roll
Doctor: (plays hot funk)
Billy Joel: still rock and roll to me
Doctor: hmm I see (writing notes) *patient is bad at music*
Supermarket Sweep walked so that Guy’s Grocery Games could fly
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Supermarket Sweep walked so that Guy’s Grocery Games could fly
the key to a good post is editing. first, cut half of your post. now cut it again. keep going until it’s gone
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
the key to a good post is editing. first, cut half of your post. now cut it again. keep going until it’s gone
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The Three Ages Of Man
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Three Ages Of Man
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Him: I need advice.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Him: I need advice.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.
an overnight lasagna delivery service called Lasagna Mañana
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
an overnight lasagna delivery service called Lasagna Mañana
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It’s January 2025 but I’m still writing “this is a robbery” on all my deposit slips
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s January 2025 but I’m still writing “this is a robbery” on all my deposit slips
If you can’t think of a name, just pick any job from Pillars of the Earth
meet my sons: Hunter, Tanner, Tailor, Fisher, Mason, Cooper, Blacksmith, Innkeeper, Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, Farmer, City Guard, Dyer, Miller, Sailor, Magistrate, Town Crier, Vicar, Seamster, Cobbler, Carpenter, Architect, Miner, Glassblower, Sailmaker, Muralist, Distiller, Brewer, Roofer
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 AM
If you can’t think of a name, just pick any job from Pillars of the Earth
meet my sons: Hunter, Tanner, Tailor, Fisher, Mason, Cooper, Blacksmith, Innkeeper, Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, Farmer, City Guard, Dyer, Miller, Sailor, Magistrate, Town Crier, Vicar, Seamster, Cobbler, Carpenter, Architect, Miner, Glassblower, Sailmaker, Muralist, Distiller, Brewer, Roofer
December 25, 2024 at 9:05 AM
meet my sons: Hunter, Tanner, Tailor, Fisher, Mason, Cooper, Blacksmith, Innkeeper, Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, Farmer, City Guard, Dyer, Miller, Sailor, Magistrate, Town Crier, Vicar, Seamster, Cobbler, Carpenter, Architect, Miner, Glassblower, Sailmaker, Muralist, Distiller, Brewer, Roofer
seems we as a nation have decided we’re no longer impressed by sick guitar solos
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 AM
seems we as a nation have decided we’re no longer impressed by sick guitar solos