Dick Blunderbuss
@dickblunderbuss.bsky.social
I put the LLC in LL Cool J
My turkey bacon looks like a barbershop quartet
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My turkey bacon looks like a barbershop quartet
I dreamt this last night
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I dreamt this last night
Hahaha the only reason I remember is I sent this screenshot at the time and there’s literally no other reason to remember this movie
December 1, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Hahaha the only reason I remember is I sent this screenshot at the time and there’s literally no other reason to remember this movie
the internet has finally figured out my ideal personalized algorithm
November 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
the internet has finally figured out my ideal personalized algorithm
what’s the matter honey? You haven’t touched your accurate-by-definition fruit salad
November 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
what’s the matter honey? You haven’t touched your accurate-by-definition fruit salad
When you tear cheese slices they look like fake US states
October 29, 2024 at 2:52 AM
When you tear cheese slices they look like fake US states
The After-40 group chat name
October 12, 2024 at 7:57 PM
The After-40 group chat name
This sounds like the best day of this man’s life
August 29, 2024 at 3:15 PM
This sounds like the best day of this man’s life
kid rock voice
July 25, 2024 at 9:30 PM
kid rock voice
In Grey’s Anatomy, Meredith was in a COVID coma and she dreams of being on a beach that represents the afterlife
It is therefore my belief that Grey’s Anatomy is part of the Death Stranding extended universe
It is therefore my belief that Grey’s Anatomy is part of the Death Stranding extended universe
July 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM
In Grey’s Anatomy, Meredith was in a COVID coma and she dreams of being on a beach that represents the afterlife
It is therefore my belief that Grey’s Anatomy is part of the Death Stranding extended universe
It is therefore my belief that Grey’s Anatomy is part of the Death Stranding extended universe
the hell was this lady doing all day
July 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
the hell was this lady doing all day
who rescued who? 🤗
June 6, 2024 at 7:29 AM
who rescued who? 🤗
my painter: there ya go, all your doors have a fresh coat of red paint
me: it was expensive but worth it. I just hope nobody messes with my beautiful red doors
my neighbor mick jagger:
me: it was expensive but worth it. I just hope nobody messes with my beautiful red doors
my neighbor mick jagger:
April 7, 2024 at 9:49 AM
my painter: there ya go, all your doors have a fresh coat of red paint
me: it was expensive but worth it. I just hope nobody messes with my beautiful red doors
my neighbor mick jagger:
me: it was expensive but worth it. I just hope nobody messes with my beautiful red doors
my neighbor mick jagger:
big ups to the muppet babies for inventing dissociation in the 1980s
March 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
big ups to the muppet babies for inventing dissociation in the 1980s
Being a grown up be like
February 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Being a grown up be like
I want to be clear that I would buy literally any product from “Rester’s Choice”
December 15, 2023 at 5:24 AM
I want to be clear that I would buy literally any product from “Rester’s Choice”
has anyone done this yet
November 8, 2023 at 7:52 PM
has anyone done this yet