Tiger Pants
@helilaa.bsky.social
A Reader. A Human. A Cross Stitcher, but not really.
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Thys emayle koude have been a sonnet
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thys emayle koude have been a sonnet
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imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone
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Gen AI ys the opposite of thoughte
May 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Gen AI ys the opposite of thoughte
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When I have told you that, I have told you all.
April 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When I have told you that, I have told you all.
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I love it when I’m reading a poem and am momentarily stunned.
Like: Sorry, I’m rearranging my sense of self and the world around me because those words in that combination shook my soul like a magic 8 ball.
Like: Sorry, I’m rearranging my sense of self and the world around me because those words in that combination shook my soul like a magic 8 ball.
March 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I love it when I’m reading a poem and am momentarily stunned.
Like: Sorry, I’m rearranging my sense of self and the world around me because those words in that combination shook my soul like a magic 8 ball.
Like: Sorry, I’m rearranging my sense of self and the world around me because those words in that combination shook my soul like a magic 8 ball.
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
March 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
And all the devils are here.
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
And all the devils are here.
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you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
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’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.
January 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.
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your tired, your poor (in health)
December 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
your tired, your poor (in health)
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Buying books and reading books are 2 separate hobbies
December 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Buying books and reading books are 2 separate hobbies
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If you find yourself wondering if a new book will solve all your problems today, the answer is yes
November 18, 2024 at 9:04 AM
If you find yourself wondering if a new book will solve all your problems today, the answer is yes
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Really seems that being a singularly worthless man is still a major advantage over being an exceptionally impressive woman.
November 6, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Really seems that being a singularly worthless man is still a major advantage over being an exceptionally impressive woman.
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
August 1, 2024 at 11:04 PM
"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
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Wow I can't believe how old the GOP's presidential candidate is.
July 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Wow I can't believe how old the GOP's presidential candidate is.
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Oh so when HE has a chosen name everyone just goes with it
update, per The Wall Street Journal
July 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Oh so when HE has a chosen name everyone just goes with it