Bon Motts
heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social
Bon Motts
@heathcliffgarfield.bsky.social
Come and knock on my door
Pinned
Dressing up my foreskin weights by getting gauges in my balls
I'll brûlée your creme
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hypothetical for all the MAGA Catholics: How many Popes can you hate in a row before you realize you're not Catholic?
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cool, now arrest the rest of them
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."

That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yeah, I read theory
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Eddie Murphy doc on Netflix is really, really good. Only bummer so far is seeing that Dave Chapelle has basically turned into a walking cigarette. It’s so wild to see someone in 2025 who’s a smoker smoker
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I said it when it happened - the worst possible outcome for this kid was getting off with no consequences and being used by the right for 30 seconds. I don’t think anyone should take a life and at least not have some kind of mandated (and paid for) intensive therapy for a long time. He’s screwed.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think the press not responding with “like who?” is worse.
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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You’re telling me a chicken parmed this Gina
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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See Rick Jones
Belted by gamma rays
Turns into a corpse
Ain’t he unglamo-rays!
Burning his body up
Glowing a sickly green
He’s an angsty clown
Who had a dream to be
An ever-lovin’ Hulk!
Hulk!
Hulk!
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I heard a survivor on a podcast this week say “every pedophile is a philosopher,” and I’ve been thinking about it every day as these emails come out with their intellectual circle jerks about preying on women and young girls.
"[Epstein] had several ideas about who could appear on it and provide favorable testimonies [...]

'Spoke to Chomsky, he’s all in,' Epstein wrote in a text message to an undisclosed associate."
Epstein turned to academic Chomsky, others to rehab image after Herald investigation
Other potential people Epstein considered included deceased Nobel Prize-winning scientist James Watson and Norwegian diplomat Terje Rød-Larsen.
www.miamiherald.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Everything on that site is meth
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’ve been convinced for over a decade that this jerkoff only has a career because people thought he was Robert Wohl
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves

You don’t have to sleep with them
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve seen enough - this is going to be the first Woman President of the US. They’re all lining up to launder her and Raskin just begged her to come save the Democratic Party. It’ll be cool to have that trainer that looks like the guy from Street Fighter as first man, tho.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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#71 Catwoman - Ink on 13 x 19 bristol #catwoman
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Makes sense
So fusion power is just a King Cake?
dont sleep on fusion. fusion has the juice. look at this shit. impeccable sci fi vibe. alien curvature for reasons u wouldnt understand bc u dont know what poincare sections of the plasma beam are. it's even greebled with ports and domes and shit. u can tell the physics nerds are really cooking here
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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We don't have a good train system: if we did, they'd use it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So embarrassing. Somehow the GOP managed to paint Democrats as bad for affordability and as literal demons and predators at the same time.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Nothing more DNC than trading the shutdown for the Epstein files and then saying the Epstein files are a distraction from affordability issues
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM