Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
I came here for the post election drama, stayed for the shitposters
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
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Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
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a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
Alt: It's miles teller jacking it or something. I don't really know what the context of this gif is.
media.tenor.com
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
It's becoming legitimately impossible to separate reality from Onion articles
"Trump pushing Paramount to make Rush Hour 4; The president is offering creative input on potential upcoming films. He's passionate about the 1988 film Bloodsport and the Rush Hour films"
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
"Trump pushing Paramount to make Rush Hour 4; The president is offering creative input on potential upcoming films. He's passionate about the 1988 film Bloodsport and the Rush Hour films"
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's becoming legitimately impossible to separate reality from Onion articles
"Trump pushing Paramount to make Rush Hour 4; The president is offering creative input on potential upcoming films. He's passionate about the 1988 film Bloodsport and the Rush Hour films"
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
"Trump pushing Paramount to make Rush Hour 4; The president is offering creative input on potential upcoming films. He's passionate about the 1988 film Bloodsport and the Rush Hour films"
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Bit of a Nitcunt, innit
Juan Nitcunt
Father
Bolivia, Catholic Church Records, 1566-2020
Father
Bolivia, Catholic Church Records, 1566-2020
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bit of a Nitcunt, innit
I'm losing a lot of followers on Twitter once the location feature showed I was living in a dumpster behind an Arby's
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm losing a lot of followers on Twitter once the location feature showed I was living in a dumpster behind an Arby's
Turned the neck slider all the way up to be able to handle the size of that hat
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Turned the neck slider all the way up to be able to handle the size of that hat
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
I have a nice bottle of champagne ready for his funeral
“My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” he claimed.
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have a nice bottle of champagne ready for his funeral
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
WhAT aRe yOU DOinG StePbrO?!
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
WhAT aRe yOU DOinG StePbrO?!
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
Wait, is it not ok to put pedophiles in wood chippers? What else would you do with them?
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wait, is it not ok to put pedophiles in wood chippers? What else would you do with them?
Reposted by Headzo
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
A rare weekday off of work presents me with the dilemma: be productive or be a worthless piece of shit
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
Alt: It's Larry David from curb your enthusiasm Having a tough time choosing between two things
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A rare weekday off of work presents me with the dilemma: be productive or be a worthless piece of shit
Nothing good has ever followed a little fuzzy mic being held to someone's chin
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nothing good has ever followed a little fuzzy mic being held to someone's chin
This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads
Garmin watch tells me I had an "easy" day: oh fuck you, easy my ass
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Garmin watch tells me I had an "easy" day: oh fuck you, easy my ass
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing
50 year mortgage? That's a side quest for your grandkids
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
50 year mortgage? That's a side quest for your grandkids
When Trump's heart takes a shit, I hope they all run out of the room the way RFK did
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When Trump's heart takes a shit, I hope they all run out of the room the way RFK did
Stunting on these hoes at the office by eating Viennetta for lunch
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Stunting on these hoes at the office by eating Viennetta for lunch
He cast his sandwich into the void, and the void responded "not guilty"
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He cast his sandwich into the void, and the void responded "not guilty"
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
Alt: It's miles teller jacking it or something. I don't really know what the context of this gif is.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November
I did it all for the diggity
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I did it all for the diggity
Hell just got a little bit worse
BREAKING: Dick Cheney dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney redefined the office of vice president.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hell just got a little bit worse
What is weirder, the fact that the Cascade commercial director let this repair guy say "deter-gent" with a hard "G" and didn't shoot another take, or the fact that they haven't changed it 8 months later?!
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What is weirder, the fact that the Cascade commercial director let this repair guy say "deter-gent" with a hard "G" and didn't shoot another take, or the fact that they haven't changed it 8 months later?!