Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
Professional Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome
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The dumpster behind an Arby's
Account based in:
The dumpster behind an Arby's
Kids these days vapin' in the boys room
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Kids these days vapin' in the boys room
Fuck Target. No one should ever be shopping there again
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Fuck Target. No one should ever be shopping there again
They'll definitely let you stop and scan those without bashing you or shooting you in the face
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
They'll definitely let you stop and scan those without bashing you or shooting you in the face
We really need to just overthrow the entire government at this point
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We really need to just overthrow the entire government at this point
Home Alone style
a close up of a boy 's face with a smile on his face .
Alt: Kevin McCallister making the ICE agents disappear
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Home Alone style
I haven't checked on my Farmville cows in like 17 years. Hope they're doing ok.
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I haven't checked on my Farmville cows in like 17 years. Hope they're doing ok.
He should have his tour bus dump shit all over ICE
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
He should have his tour bus dump shit all over ICE
He's big mad because it was black ice that got him
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
He's big mad because it was black ice that got him
Bernie introduced this last year (S.381 - 10 Percent Credit Card Interest Rate Cap Act). But now we're waiting until midterm year and giving credit to Trump?
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Bernie introduced this last year (S.381 - 10 Percent Credit Card Interest Rate Cap Act). But now we're waiting until midterm year and giving credit to Trump?
I'm sorry but if you open this can of off-brand Chef Boyardee Pringles, you deserve what you have coming to you
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I'm sorry but if you open this can of off-brand Chef Boyardee Pringles, you deserve what you have coming to you
So do we need to start booby trapping our entire country like it's the home alone house?
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So do we need to start booby trapping our entire country like it's the home alone house?
Reposted by Headzo
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
Programs when they're adding new AI features
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Programs when they're adding new AI features
Gumby: Escape From Epstein's Island was a dark turn for the franchise
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Gumby: Escape From Epstein's Island was a dark turn for the franchise
What is: a bunch of bullshit?
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
What is: a bunch of bullshit?
We're not building enough guillotines
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
We're not building enough guillotines
Pets are cool because one day everything's fine, and then the next day they start shitting blood, and you have to leave them overnight at the emergency vet, and you get a $6k bill and the vet has no clue what is wrong with them, and then you take them home and they eat again and everything is fine
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Pets are cool because one day everything's fine, and then the next day they start shitting blood, and you have to leave them overnight at the emergency vet, and you get a $6k bill and the vet has no clue what is wrong with them, and then you take them home and they eat again and everything is fine
Friday email sig is "I'll see you in blazes"
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Friday email sig is "I'll see you in blazes"
Be a lot cooler if they tried a stealthy archer run
The democratic party is still committed to avoiding any aggressive actions despite every piece of evidence suggesting that strategy is doomed.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Be a lot cooler if they tried a stealthy archer run
Do they have swings at the devil's playground?
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Do they have swings at the devil's playground?
I don't appreciate getting weird looks at Arby's when I ask for my meats extra "slick"
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I don't appreciate getting weird looks at Arby's when I ask for my meats extra "slick"
Uh no, Mr Dentist, I will not turn my head to the side a little. You put the 2000 Marla Sokoloff classic "Whatever It Takes" on the TV above me and I will be watching that.
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Uh no, Mr Dentist, I will not turn my head to the side a little. You put the 2000 Marla Sokoloff classic "Whatever It Takes" on the TV above me and I will be watching that.