Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
Professional Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome
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The dumpster behind an Arby's
Account based in:
The dumpster behind an Arby's
Welp I guess I can't open the package I just got 🤷🏻♂️
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Welp I guess I can't open the package I just got 🤷🏻♂️
I haven't checked on my Farmville cows in like 17 years. Hope they're doing ok.
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I haven't checked on my Farmville cows in like 17 years. Hope they're doing ok.
I'm sorry but if you open this can of off-brand Chef Boyardee Pringles, you deserve what you have coming to you
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I'm sorry but if you open this can of off-brand Chef Boyardee Pringles, you deserve what you have coming to you
So do we need to start booby trapping our entire country like it's the home alone house?
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So do we need to start booby trapping our entire country like it's the home alone house?
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time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
time for a spelling lesson
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓
is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.
Programs when they're adding new AI features
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Programs when they're adding new AI features
Gumby: Escape From Epstein's Island was a dark turn for the franchise
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Gumby: Escape From Epstein's Island was a dark turn for the franchise
We're not building enough guillotines
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
We're not building enough guillotines
Pets are cool because one day everything's fine, and then the next day they start shitting blood, and you have to leave them overnight at the emergency vet, and you get a $6k bill and the vet has no clue what is wrong with them, and then you take them home and they eat again and everything is fine
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Pets are cool because one day everything's fine, and then the next day they start shitting blood, and you have to leave them overnight at the emergency vet, and you get a $6k bill and the vet has no clue what is wrong with them, and then you take them home and they eat again and everything is fine
Friday email sig is "I'll see you in blazes"
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Friday email sig is "I'll see you in blazes"
Be a lot cooler if they tried a stealthy archer run
The democratic party is still committed to avoiding any aggressive actions despite every piece of evidence suggesting that strategy is doomed.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Be a lot cooler if they tried a stealthy archer run
Do they have swings at the devil's playground?
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Do they have swings at the devil's playground?
I don't appreciate getting weird looks at Arby's when I ask for my meats extra "slick"
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I don't appreciate getting weird looks at Arby's when I ask for my meats extra "slick"
Uh no, Mr Dentist, I will not turn my head to the side a little. You put the 2000 Marla Sokoloff classic "Whatever It Takes" on the TV above me and I will be watching that.
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Uh no, Mr Dentist, I will not turn my head to the side a little. You put the 2000 Marla Sokoloff classic "Whatever It Takes" on the TV above me and I will be watching that.
We could all just not pay our taxes 🤷🏻♂️
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We could all just not pay our taxes 🤷🏻♂️
The elite doesn't want you to know this but the presidents of the countries are free. You can take them home.
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The elite doesn't want you to know this but the presidents of the countries are free. You can take them home.
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wait if he took him out of the country
did he take him —
…is he bringing an undocumented immigrant here?
did he take him —
…is he bringing an undocumented immigrant here?
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
wait if he took him out of the country
did he take him —
…is he bringing an undocumented immigrant here?
did he take him —
…is he bringing an undocumented immigrant here?
Reposted by Headzo
If they are able to go to another country and kidnap their leader, can someone please come get ours?
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If they are able to go to another country and kidnap their leader, can someone please come get ours?
New spokesperson for Hims
Sufferin Johnson
Canada, Census, 1891
Canada, Census, 1891
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
New spokesperson for Hims
Just got my unvitation to World Introvert Day
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Just got my unvitation to World Introvert Day
Guys, if someone asks me if I'm working hard or hardly working today, I'm not sure I can lie this time
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Guys, if someone asks me if I'm working hard or hardly working today, I'm not sure I can lie this time
"How was your New Year's?!!"
a soldier in a helmet is smiling while holding another soldier 's leg .
Alt: It's Private Ryan taking heavy fire in WWII. (New Year's was taking care of 2 drugged dogs losing their minds because of 6 hours of fireworks)
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
"How was your New Year's?!!"
Watching videos of Nepal overthrowing their government this year and getting FOMO
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Watching videos of Nepal overthrowing their government this year and getting FOMO
Hey client, if you're thinking about emailing me right now, fucking don't
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey client, if you're thinking about emailing me right now, fucking don't