Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
I came here for the post election drama, stayed for the shitposters
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo
Shut the fuck up, Gollum
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Shut the fuck up, Gollum
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Cool, so my engineering degree is no longer considered professional? Theology is though? Good luck getting god to stamp your fucking plans.
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oops they spelled hopes wrong
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What the fuck is this Reddit ad?
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information
I went for the triple Halloween costume to cover all age groups
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I went for the triple Halloween costume to cover all age groups
If the kid has a good costume they get an orange AND black one
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If the kid has a good costume they get an orange AND black one
Can we just have one fucking normal day?
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can we just have one fucking normal day?
Remember when this piece of shit from Staind killed a bunch of coyotes and spelled out Trump 24 with the carcasses
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Remember when this piece of shit from Staind killed a bunch of coyotes and spelled out Trump 24 with the carcasses
Totally forgot Lady in White existed. One of those classic 80s kids movies that was weirdly terrifying.
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Totally forgot Lady in White existed. One of those classic 80s kids movies that was weirdly terrifying.
Mark Sanchez when the Doordash guy parks in his spot
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mark Sanchez when the Doordash guy parks in his spot
I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box
Bro, your beard can't even conquer that weak jaw line. Shut the fuck up.
October 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bro, your beard can't even conquer that weak jaw line. Shut the fuck up.
Okay, fuck spooky season
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Okay, fuck spooky season
Super cool that the MLB streaming package gets me all of the games except for the important playoff games on ESPN, so here I am listening to radio broadcasts like a peasant from the 1940s
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Super cool that the MLB streaming package gets me all of the games except for the important playoff games on ESPN, so here I am listening to radio broadcasts like a peasant from the 1940s
The irony of this dumbfuck posting something like this and then having Trump as his profile picture 🙃
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The irony of this dumbfuck posting something like this and then having Trump as his profile picture 🙃
Post a concert photo you took
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Post a concert photo you took
Sorry Bluesky degenerates
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sorry Bluesky degenerates
Jesus is definitely teaming up with Hulk Hogan for this rapture. Which wrestler is going to join Macho Man for the tag team title and save us all?
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Jesus is definitely teaming up with Hulk Hogan for this rapture. Which wrestler is going to join Macho Man for the tag team title and save us all?
First day of fall. Let's snuggle in the Casey Anthony sheets.
September 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
First day of fall. Let's snuggle in the Casey Anthony sheets.