Barbarian: GRR I’M A T-REX
Paladin: So I’ve tried insisting AND demanding, I’m all out of ideas; you’re our spiritual leader. Fix this.
Cleric: naw
Cleric:
Cleric: vibes are off
Paladin: THAT’S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING.
Cleric: (bong rip)
Cleric: vibes lol
Barbarian: GRR I’M A T-REX
Paladin: So I’ve tried insisting AND demanding, I’m all out of ideas; you’re our spiritual leader. Fix this.
Cleric: naw
Cleric:
Cleric: vibes are off
Paladin: THAT’S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING.
Cleric: (bong rip)
Cleric: vibes lol
Wizard: I’m TRYING to create a bearowl!
Bard:
Wizard: A terrible, completely original NEW monster with the head of a bear-
Bard: I GET IT I’M PICTURING IT IT’S DUMB
Wizard: -and the body of an owl!
Bard:
Bard: I hope it breaks out and eats you.
Wizard: Aww! Thanks!
Wizard: I’m TRYING to create a bearowl!
Bard:
Wizard: A terrible, completely original NEW monster with the head of a bear-
Bard: I GET IT I’M PICTURING IT IT’S DUMB
Wizard: -and the body of an owl!
Bard:
Bard: I hope it breaks out and eats you.
Wizard: Aww! Thanks!
Barbarian: (plops on floor) THIS SUCKS.
Cleric: … most people use the chair, but okay. What’s your confession?
Barbarian: The rogue taught a monkey to hustle people at three-card monte!
Cleric:
Cleric: I’m not dealing with this today.
Barbarian: I WANT MY CANDY BACK.
Barbarian: (plops on floor) THIS SUCKS.
Cleric: … most people use the chair, but okay. What’s your confession?
Barbarian: The rogue taught a monkey to hustle people at three-card monte!
Cleric:
Cleric: I’m not dealing with this today.
Barbarian: I WANT MY CANDY BACK.
Butler:
Maid:
Warlock: Indeed! I am Sir Dr. Wravenhurst H. Poe of Ghastlychurch & Poe Occult Investigators, here to SOLVE THE CASE!
Everyone:
Warlock: Wait. Have you guys not committed the murder yet?
Cleric: STOP. HELPING.
Butler:
Maid:
Warlock: Indeed! I am Sir Dr. Wravenhurst H. Poe of Ghastlychurch & Poe Occult Investigators, here to SOLVE THE CASE!
Everyone:
Warlock: Wait. Have you guys not committed the murder yet?
Cleric: STOP. HELPING.
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learn about the Zapatista uprising
learn about Jane
learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union
learn about STAR
learn about Act Up
learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain
learn about the Spanish Civil War
we are not the first
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Fuck today. #healthcare