Hazel
@hazlezah.bsky.social
She/her. Autistic cat adorer who asks lots of questions, plays lots of rpgs, and listens to lots of podcasts. Expect FedEx delivery driver tips and insights✌️
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as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
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i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist
June 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
i've always loved the Terry Pratchett Boots Theory of socioeconomics but it's really striking now how it's slowly becoming inaccurate bc so many companies straight up do not make good products anymore. not even rich people can buy things that aren't designed to break in 3 years bc they don't exist
Hey doc, it was just brought to my attention that my knees technically shouldn't sound like glowsticks every time they bend
June 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Hey doc, it was just brought to my attention that my knees technically shouldn't sound like glowsticks every time they bend
Corn, asparagus, and beans are the most satisfying veggies to eat. You give em to your body, and your body goes "Ah! But to give back is the best joy!"
March 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Corn, asparagus, and beans are the most satisfying veggies to eat. You give em to your body, and your body goes "Ah! But to give back is the best joy!"
Remember folks, it's free to not make creepy comments about and to working folks in uniform. FedEx, showing you the best and worst of humanity smh
March 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Remember folks, it's free to not make creepy comments about and to working folks in uniform. FedEx, showing you the best and worst of humanity smh
www.npr.org/2024/02/28/1...
@npr.org Ms. Mary Louise Kelly deserves endless kudos for dealing with Mitch Landrieu's absolute disrespect in never answering questions. Classic politician who should never be invited back
@npr.org Ms. Mary Louise Kelly deserves endless kudos for dealing with Mitch Landrieu's absolute disrespect in never answering questions. Classic politician who should never be invited back
February 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
www.npr.org/2024/02/28/1...
@npr.org Ms. Mary Louise Kelly deserves endless kudos for dealing with Mitch Landrieu's absolute disrespect in never answering questions. Classic politician who should never be invited back
@npr.org Ms. Mary Louise Kelly deserves endless kudos for dealing with Mitch Landrieu's absolute disrespect in never answering questions. Classic politician who should never be invited back
Rip Wendy's, good luck working the public relations for this
February 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Rip Wendy's, good luck working the public relations for this
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People like to talk about being radicalized politically but honestly not wanting people to die of poverty and be able to get insulin and not bombing innocent children seems like pretty normal boring morality, all those other fucking weirdos are the radical ones
February 20, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People like to talk about being radicalized politically but honestly not wanting people to die of poverty and be able to get insulin and not bombing innocent children seems like pretty normal boring morality, all those other fucking weirdos are the radical ones
Hey #actuallyautistic and anyone else who uses sound sensory aids, got any recs? I've been eyeballing Loop but I feel like it's mostly marketing. I love FaB armories but the noise is uh overwhelming
February 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Hey #actuallyautistic and anyone else who uses sound sensory aids, got any recs? I've been eyeballing Loop but I feel like it's mostly marketing. I love FaB armories but the noise is uh overwhelming
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“Deadly silence before an upcoming storm.
Fresh air fills your lungs until it’s corrupted by blood.
My shadows will eat your soul.”
#funguary #characterdesign #dnd #dndart #fantasyart
Fresh air fills your lungs until it’s corrupted by blood.
My shadows will eat your soul.”
#funguary #characterdesign #dnd #dndart #fantasyart
February 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
“Deadly silence before an upcoming storm.
Fresh air fills your lungs until it’s corrupted by blood.
My shadows will eat your soul.”
#funguary #characterdesign #dnd #dndart #fantasyart
Fresh air fills your lungs until it’s corrupted by blood.
My shadows will eat your soul.”
#funguary #characterdesign #dnd #dndart #fantasyart
How're we feeling about Kroger jacking up soda cases to $10 each? 🧍♀️
February 19, 2024 at 12:05 AM
How're we feeling about Kroger jacking up soda cases to $10 each? 🧍♀️
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Just like a school of sardines, life is better when you stick together — so we made you some Pal/Gal/Valentine’s Day cards to sealebrate your fronds!
February 13, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Just like a school of sardines, life is better when you stick together — so we made you some Pal/Gal/Valentine’s Day cards to sealebrate your fronds!
Eagerly awaiting the next TAZ v Dracula episode, specifically as the Transformation Elixir only lasts for 10 minutes and I wanna see Clint's beautiful gutsy choices have consequences
February 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Eagerly awaiting the next TAZ v Dracula episode, specifically as the Transformation Elixir only lasts for 10 minutes and I wanna see Clint's beautiful gutsy choices have consequences
Factor meals must be a hit huh
February 13, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Factor meals must be a hit huh
Highly recommend apple dump cobbler for an easy dessert. Delish
February 13, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Highly recommend apple dump cobbler for an easy dessert. Delish
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“Yay. Monday,” the fringehead said sarcastically.
February 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
“Yay. Monday,” the fringehead said sarcastically.
If your dog is watching me deliver from your glass door and I hesitate to approach, it's because I don't trust that your glass door is latched and locked. When I say dog, I mean any dog, even the tiniest "harmless and friendly" ones 📦
February 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
If your dog is watching me deliver from your glass door and I hesitate to approach, it's because I don't trust that your glass door is latched and locked. When I say dog, I mean any dog, even the tiniest "harmless and friendly" ones 📦
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Why do birds have such skinny little legs? This is a fun tour of evolution that helps explain why birds are so stinking cute🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-... by @asherelbein.bsky.social on Scientific American
Why Do Birds Have Such Skinny Legs?
The songbirds in your backyard hop around on such itty-bitty legs. Here’s why bird legs are so skinny and how they can support a bird’s weight
www.scientificamerican.com
February 11, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Why do birds have such skinny little legs? This is a fun tour of evolution that helps explain why birds are so stinking cute🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-... by @asherelbein.bsky.social on Scientific American