Nobody, Sir, Nobody
@hayscodebreaker.bsky.social
Long distance lover married bisexual dude with they/them wife. Polyamorous cuck. If I were any more honest they'd have me hanged for my sins
Pinned
I'm a normal man. I love my wife.
Being polyamorous just means wanting many gfs even though you have 0 gfs
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Being polyamorous just means wanting many gfs even though you have 0 gfs
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Thanks to Donald Trump and Republicans, your bills are getting more expensive.
December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thanks to Donald Trump and Republicans, your bills are getting more expensive.
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this is why you don't give them an inch
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
this is why you don't give them an inch
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I love your art actually
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I love your art actually
Having a crush is very distracting. I am trying to read -_-
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Having a crush is very distracting. I am trying to read -_-
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Everybody's lives are being significantly harmed to provide a billionaire with just one more speck of dust on his pile of gold
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Everybody's lives are being significantly harmed to provide a billionaire with just one more speck of dust on his pile of gold
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“let trans kids suffer and die or go to jail for ten years” is state-enforced murder
CALL YOUR REPS
TRANS KIDS DESERVE TO LIVE
THEY NEED YOU 🩷
CALL YOUR REPS
TRANS KIDS DESERVE TO LIVE
THEY NEED YOU 🩷
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“let trans kids suffer and die or go to jail for ten years” is state-enforced murder
CALL YOUR REPS
TRANS KIDS DESERVE TO LIVE
THEY NEED YOU 🩷
CALL YOUR REPS
TRANS KIDS DESERVE TO LIVE
THEY NEED YOU 🩷
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The wealthiest 20 Americans increased their net worth from $1.3 trillion to $3 trillion in just the last five years.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The wealthiest 20 Americans increased their net worth from $1.3 trillion to $3 trillion in just the last five years.
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
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Working on this huge stain glass window centerpiece for today's #NightmareKart dev thread!
Spent most of the day working on the glass texture alone, although the stone frame it's mapped to was no small feat either!
Spent most of the day working on the glass texture alone, although the stone frame it's mapped to was no small feat either!
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Working on this huge stain glass window centerpiece for today's #NightmareKart dev thread!
Spent most of the day working on the glass texture alone, although the stone frame it's mapped to was no small feat either!
Spent most of the day working on the glass texture alone, although the stone frame it's mapped to was no small feat either!
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December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A heartfelt thank you to all who buy from independent artists, hire us, or even share our work or give words of encouragement. Even the most established of artists are feeling a decline in work and sales this year. Your support in all or any way is felt and appreciated amongst us! Thank you!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A heartfelt thank you to all who buy from independent artists, hire us, or even share our work or give words of encouragement. Even the most established of artists are feeling a decline in work and sales this year. Your support in all or any way is felt and appreciated amongst us! Thank you!!
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Hey to all food creators online: I personally don’t like it when you say “bone apple teeth” or any other kind of quirky variation on bon appetit. Do whatever you want, but I vote “no” on saying bone apple teeth, if you were wondering
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey to all food creators online: I personally don’t like it when you say “bone apple teeth” or any other kind of quirky variation on bon appetit. Do whatever you want, but I vote “no” on saying bone apple teeth, if you were wondering
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MUTANT ALIENS (2001, Bill Plympton)
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MUTANT ALIENS (2001, Bill Plympton)
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dr jekyll and mr hyde
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
dr jekyll and mr hyde
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
Long distance relationships are the ultimate slowburns and society's problem is being too impatient to let their lives be a modern au classical epic romance novel.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Long distance relationships are the ultimate slowburns and society's problem is being too impatient to let their lives be a modern au classical epic romance novel.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Completely serious, we need to ban golf in all 50 states until the homelessness problem is financially taken care of
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
RECLAIM THE GOLFLANDS!!!
How to government. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Completely serious, we need to ban golf in all 50 states until the homelessness problem is financially taken care of
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me
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November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Do I love John Gaius because I'm a war crime apologist or because I miss New Zealand so much that I can relate to tearing my ribs out of my body in grief? Well, I'm happy to say, both
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Do I love John Gaius because I'm a war crime apologist or because I miss New Zealand so much that I can relate to tearing my ribs out of my body in grief? Well, I'm happy to say, both