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Hayden Black
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2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer

"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian

My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
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“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump

“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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“I did not have sexual relations with that pedo.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trump to sue the BBC for $1-5BILLION.

Except:
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
“I did not have sexual relations with that pedo.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"We want the Epstein Files released!" - America

"I have heard you, and I have listened! Am I not your King?" - Trump
Trove of Amelia Earhart docs released by Trump administration — including maps, reports and last known communications
The trailblazing aviator and her navigator, Fred Noonan, disappeared in 1937 while she was attempting to become the first female pilot to circumnavigate the globe.
nypost.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Not three months ago, Bondi and Patel stated unequivocally that there was nothing more to investigate (but that is indeed the reason the will give for not releasing the files now)
Instead of just releasing the Epstein files, Trump ordered the DOJ to investigate Democrats and AG Pam Bondi is complying.

Are they setting up a pretext to block the release by arguing the files are now part of an active investigation? I’m not saying that would work, but he’s desperate to block.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Have you ever searched long and hard to find an excuse for supporting a pedophile?

Today, millions of Republicans are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Is Trump now "wasting" tax-payer dollars on an investigation into what he brands "a hoax"?

I'm sure his cult will have no problems twisting that into some sort of logic pretzel.
Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday he will ask Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to many other high-profile figures, in an extraordinary step that comes just days after ...
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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What should you do when it's discovered that a sex trafficker connected to the President is receiving extra-favorable treatment?

You fire the people who leaked the info! Duh!
Prison staff fired after leaks about Ghislaine Maxwell's special treatment: lawyer
Leah Saffian, an attorney for convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, said that staff at Federal Prison Camp Bryan were fired after details about special treatment for her client were leaked to Re...
www.rawstory.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What should you do when it's discovered that a sex trafficker connected to the President is receiving extra-favorable treatment?

You fire the people who leaked the info! Duh!
Prison staff fired after leaks about Ghislaine Maxwell's special treatment: lawyer
Leah Saffian, an attorney for convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, said that staff at Federal Prison Camp Bryan were fired after details about special treatment for her client were leaked to Re...
www.rawstory.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
True. I just wonder where this will leave us when it's all over.
This regime is pathologically psychopathic.
Clueless cosplayers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Is Trump now "wasting" tax-payer dollars on an investigation into what he brands "a hoax"?

I'm sure his cult will have no problems twisting that into some sort of logic pretzel.
Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday he will ask Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to many other high-profile figures, in an extraordinary step that comes just days after ...
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief.

His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented."
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The actions of a man with nothing to hide. #MAGA #Trump
Trump puts intense pressure on Republicans to block release of Epstein files
Representatives Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace have been summoned to Situation Room or phoned by Trump himself
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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What is it with MAGA and their "No Fatties" policies? Frat bros were everything I hated about college.
U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, cancer and diabetes, Rubio says
The Trump administration has directed visa officers to consider obesity and other chronic health conditions when deciding whether to grant visas to immigrants.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What is it with MAGA and their "No Fatties" policies? Frat bros were everything I hated about college.
U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, cancer and diabetes, Rubio says
The Trump administration has directed visa officers to consider obesity and other chronic health conditions when deciding whether to grant visas to immigrants.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Senator Ted Cruz said so a week or so ago.
Have you ever searched long and hard to find an excuse for supporting a pedophile?

Tonight, millions of Republicans are.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Apparently, the October economic numbers also had sex with underage girls. That must be why the Republicans are hiding them.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Ozzy! Hitler left us a nice message and while I didn't vote for him, it was really nice and respectful of the guy."
Voicemail Trump Left Sharon Osbourne After Ozzy’s Death Revealed
Discussing the presidential voicemail, Sharon Osbourne alluded to Trump’s polarizing politics but said that he had always treated her and Ozzy with “respect.”
www.thedailybeast.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump spent Thanksgiving together in 2017 — while Trump was in office.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Thanks to Mike Johnson, House Republicans voted to allow senators to fleece taxpayers for millions of dollars as their reward for conspiring with Trump to try and overturn an election, and now House Republicans will be held accountable for that when it happens.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Great post..
Have you ever searched long and hard to find an excuse for supporting a pedophile?

Tonight, millions of Republicans are.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump

“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM