Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
Trump to sue the BBC for $1-5BILLION.
Except:
Except:
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Trump to sue the BBC for $1-5BILLION.
Except:
Except:
My guess is the right are gonna keep trucking right.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My guess is the right are gonna keep trucking right.
Trump being driven off in his limo.
You can tell he ate McDonald's for lunch today, huh.
You can tell he ate McDonald's for lunch today, huh.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Trump being driven off in his limo.
You can tell he ate McDonald's for lunch today, huh.
You can tell he ate McDonald's for lunch today, huh.
“I want to talk about Sleepy Joe.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“I want to talk about Sleepy Joe.”
The Grim Reaper misses.
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Grim Reaper misses.
AGAIN.
AGAIN.
“Why is no one looking at me? I’m so much smarter and better looking than that guy.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Why is no one looking at me? I’m so much smarter and better looking than that guy.”
Bowman 14%
Purval 80%
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
Purval 80%
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bowman 14%
Purval 80%
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
Purval 80%
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
On their sofas.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Looks like JD Vance voters decided to sit this one out.
On their sofas.
On their sofas.
Cambodia/Thailand - weren't at war
Kosovo/Serbia - weren't at war
DRC/Rwanda - war still raging
Pakistan/India - ceasefire that's nothing to do with Trump
Israel/Iran - Trump supported Israel's attack and joined in
Egypt/Ethiopia - weren't at war
Armenia/Azerbaijan - no final treaty signed
Kosovo/Serbia - weren't at war
DRC/Rwanda - war still raging
Pakistan/India - ceasefire that's nothing to do with Trump
Israel/Iran - Trump supported Israel's attack and joined in
Egypt/Ethiopia - weren't at war
Armenia/Azerbaijan - no final treaty signed
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cambodia/Thailand - weren't at war
Kosovo/Serbia - weren't at war
DRC/Rwanda - war still raging
Pakistan/India - ceasefire that's nothing to do with Trump
Israel/Iran - Trump supported Israel's attack and joined in
Egypt/Ethiopia - weren't at war
Armenia/Azerbaijan - no final treaty signed
Kosovo/Serbia - weren't at war
DRC/Rwanda - war still raging
Pakistan/India - ceasefire that's nothing to do with Trump
Israel/Iran - Trump supported Israel's attack and joined in
Egypt/Ethiopia - weren't at war
Armenia/Azerbaijan - no final treaty signed
Christian Death Cult not satisfied with retconning the US Civil War sets its sights on another Inquisition.
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Christian Death Cult not satisfied with retconning the US Civil War sets its sights on another Inquisition.
Pictured: JD Vance trying to couch his feelings for Erika Kirk.
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pictured: JD Vance trying to couch his feelings for Erika Kirk.
This is exactly the kind of thing you’d expect an authoritarian leader to post, minutes before meeting with President Xi Jinping of China.
Because we have an authoritarian leader.
Because we have an authoritarian leader.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is exactly the kind of thing you’d expect an authoritarian leader to post, minutes before meeting with President Xi Jinping of China.
Because we have an authoritarian leader.
Because we have an authoritarian leader.
Pretty much covers it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pretty much covers it.
Found it. What’s my prize?
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Found it. What’s my prize?
To my UK clan: Bit of a deep cut but does anyone else see a modern day Big Ears when they watch Joe Marler on The Celebrity Traitor?
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
To my UK clan: Bit of a deep cut but does anyone else see a modern day Big Ears when they watch Joe Marler on The Celebrity Traitor?
Guess what I’ll be doing this weekend!
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Guess what I’ll be doing this weekend!
RIP Dave Ball. What he said.
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RIP Dave Ball. What he said.
“And may I add my most enthusiastic contrafibularities; I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, and filled with compunctuous
pericombobulation just to be in your presence.”
pericombobulation just to be in your presence.”
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“And may I add my most enthusiastic contrafibularities; I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, and filled with compunctuous
pericombobulation just to be in your presence.”
pericombobulation just to be in your presence.”
BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨
Trump & Melania announce they’ve hit upon the only way for them to live together at the White House.
Trump & Melania announce they’ve hit upon the only way for them to live together at the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨
Trump & Melania announce they’ve hit upon the only way for them to live together at the White House.
Trump & Melania announce they’ve hit upon the only way for them to live together at the White House.
