Hawful
@hawful.bsky.social
This is really stupid, but I'm watching through Unsleeping City for the first time and that combined with Zohran's inauguration speech is making me emotional. "We must replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism" is a perfect summary of s2 @dimension20.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
This is really stupid, but I'm watching through Unsleeping City for the first time and that combined with Zohran's inauguration speech is making me emotional. "We must replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism" is a perfect summary of s2 @dimension20.bsky.social
The D20 Season Unsleeping City spans the Christmas holiday so technically it's a bunch of different Christmas movies.
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The D20 Season Unsleeping City spans the Christmas holiday so technically it's a bunch of different Christmas movies.
anyone who has seen widescreen buffy forsaw this
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
anyone who has seen widescreen buffy forsaw this
This is the same kind of comforting cope that people build narratives around global elite power structures. The reality is that he's a dumb guy doing dumb guy shit that other dumb guys like. Sorry!
One day, I believe, it will be revealed that Donald Trump was indeed a spy, working for a foreign power, a traitor though I fear it will be too late to prevent even further damage to the US.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is the same kind of comforting cope that people build narratives around global elite power structures. The reality is that he's a dumb guy doing dumb guy shit that other dumb guys like. Sorry!
People act like setting their default search engine to duck duck go is impossible.
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People act like setting their default search engine to duck duck go is impossible.
I'm a staunch defender of the Lawrence Welk show.
This is harmless and better than 99% of the shit you can see on the internet.
This is harmless and better than 99% of the shit you can see on the internet.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm a staunch defender of the Lawrence Welk show.
This is harmless and better than 99% of the shit you can see on the internet.
This is harmless and better than 99% of the shit you can see on the internet.
I'm convinced that a person could run in a democratic party primary with the platform of punching other Democrats in the throat and win with a 10 point margin.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm convinced that a person could run in a democratic party primary with the platform of punching other Democrats in the throat and win with a 10 point margin.
Everyone is talking about dem scotus reform when it was LITERALLY Ketanji Brown Jackson who made this happen.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Everyone is talking about dem scotus reform when it was LITERALLY Ketanji Brown Jackson who made this happen.
That's because in 1986 natural born citizens also felt like they could have a better life. Now 40 years later we are feeling all the horrific downstream effects of decisions made in the 80s we are trapped in a world of false scarcity and have been reduced to crabs in a bucket.
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That's because in 1986 natural born citizens also felt like they could have a better life. Now 40 years later we are feeling all the horrific downstream effects of decisions made in the 80s we are trapped in a world of false scarcity and have been reduced to crabs in a bucket.
this is the stuff I'm really interested in. I want to see every elected position down to dog catcher libbed up and ready to implement woke 2
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this is the stuff I'm really interested in. I want to see every elected position down to dog catcher libbed up and ready to implement woke 2
My California on the ground election update is that I just had to wait in a line out the door of my polling place for a ballot which literally JUST has prop 50 on it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My California on the ground election update is that I just had to wait in a line out the door of my polling place for a ballot which literally JUST has prop 50 on it.
Bluesky is cool because I don't fly into an insane rage by scrolling for 2 seconds
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bluesky is cool because I don't fly into an insane rage by scrolling for 2 seconds
Agreed, we should tear down every dam in the state.
Trump: "I don't think we should give California anything until they let water flow down."
January 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Agreed, we should tear down every dam in the state.
I had to click a button and wait for 10 minutes for someone to come allow me to grab underwear. I would ____ myself to avoid doing that ever again.
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I had to click a button and wait for 10 minutes for someone to come allow me to grab underwear. I would ____ myself to avoid doing that ever again.
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PLEASE GIVE ME ONE GOOD THING PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE ABOLISH THE ATF LMAO
BREAKING: MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert introduces a bill to abolish the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosive — which is responsible for regulating guns.
"The time has come. ABOLISH THE ATF!" Boebert posted on X.
This is an insane idea that would unleash even more gun violence!
"The time has come. ABOLISH THE ATF!" Boebert posted on X.
This is an insane idea that would unleash even more gun violence!
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
PLEASE GIVE ME ONE GOOD THING PLEASE LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE ABOLISH THE ATF LMAO
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we rejected a ballot measure to get rid of forced prison labor in CA and now a bunch of those people are fighting these fires
January 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
we rejected a ballot measure to get rid of forced prison labor in CA and now a bunch of those people are fighting these fires
I was shocked that so many people thought this was a unique perspective. Really disappointed to find out how many people have never watched "The Devil Wears Prada"
Someone recently asked me what's the point of having two or three buttons on a tailored jacket if the bottom-most button isn't meant to be fastened? It's easier to understand style if you think of it in terms of social language, not purely as function. Let me give you some examples. 🧵
January 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I was shocked that so many people thought this was a unique perspective. Really disappointed to find out how many people have never watched "The Devil Wears Prada"
In 2025 I resolve to become a vision board girlie.
People make fun of it, call it cringe, but you know what? Cringe people get what they want! They make cringe ass goals and they live the cringe ass life of their dreams! I'm gonna do all the cringe shit man!!! I want that!!!
People make fun of it, call it cringe, but you know what? Cringe people get what they want! They make cringe ass goals and they live the cringe ass life of their dreams! I'm gonna do all the cringe shit man!!! I want that!!!
January 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In 2025 I resolve to become a vision board girlie.
People make fun of it, call it cringe, but you know what? Cringe people get what they want! They make cringe ass goals and they live the cringe ass life of their dreams! I'm gonna do all the cringe shit man!!! I want that!!!
People make fun of it, call it cringe, but you know what? Cringe people get what they want! They make cringe ass goals and they live the cringe ass life of their dreams! I'm gonna do all the cringe shit man!!! I want that!!!
I can't believe how many adults complain about feeding themselves.
Sure, this is largely true, but we also have an international conglomeration of human effort that is MASSIVELY helping you out with your food. You didn't bake your bread, butcher your chicken, grow your veg, it's all ready for you!!
Sure, this is largely true, but we also have an international conglomeration of human effort that is MASSIVELY helping you out with your food. You didn't bake your bread, butcher your chicken, grow your veg, it's all ready for you!!
I don't think we are supposed to individually prepare ourselves 3x meals a day every day for our whole lives I think we're supposed to have community and sharing
January 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I can't believe how many adults complain about feeding themselves.
Sure, this is largely true, but we also have an international conglomeration of human effort that is MASSIVELY helping you out with your food. You didn't bake your bread, butcher your chicken, grow your veg, it's all ready for you!!
Sure, this is largely true, but we also have an international conglomeration of human effort that is MASSIVELY helping you out with your food. You didn't bake your bread, butcher your chicken, grow your veg, it's all ready for you!!
Meta confirms dead internet theory. Zuckerberg adds, with an excited hiss "We're going to make it so much worse!" A long tongue spools out of his mouth and laps at his eyeballs, moistening them. "Reality will be whatever I say! It's perfect!"
Meta confirms they plan to add tons of AI-generated users to Facebook and Instagram
They will have bios, profile pics and can share content
(via Financial Times)
They will have bios, profile pics and can share content
(via Financial Times)
December 30, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Meta confirms dead internet theory. Zuckerberg adds, with an excited hiss "We're going to make it so much worse!" A long tongue spools out of his mouth and laps at his eyeballs, moistening them. "Reality will be whatever I say! It's perfect!"
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what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
This is the vibe I'm taking to 2025
if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
December 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
This is the vibe I'm taking to 2025
I would pay any amount of money to see Bob Dylan start a YouTube channel about Xbox 360 controller modding.
Ok, now make a movie where Bob Dylan plays a young Timothee Chalamet.
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 AM
I would pay any amount of money to see Bob Dylan start a YouTube channel about Xbox 360 controller modding.
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Send our boy a Christmas card:
Luigi Mangione
52503-511
MDC Brooklyn
Metropolitan Detention Center
P.O. Box 329002
Brooklyn, NY 11232.
Luigi Mangione
52503-511
MDC Brooklyn
Metropolitan Detention Center
P.O. Box 329002
Brooklyn, NY 11232.
December 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Send our boy a Christmas card:
Luigi Mangione
52503-511
MDC Brooklyn
Metropolitan Detention Center
P.O. Box 329002
Brooklyn, NY 11232.
Luigi Mangione
52503-511
MDC Brooklyn
Metropolitan Detention Center
P.O. Box 329002
Brooklyn, NY 11232.
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editor: did you get those pictures of luigi mangione?
photographer: yeah boss. real sexy, just like you asked.
photographer: yeah boss. real sexy, just like you asked.
December 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
editor: did you get those pictures of luigi mangione?
photographer: yeah boss. real sexy, just like you asked.
photographer: yeah boss. real sexy, just like you asked.