Haunted Hamburger
@hauntedhamburger.bsky.social
I like to sit on my porch
Nothing worse than someone Yucking your yum, even if it’s a tv show that you’re excited about enjoying
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nothing worse than someone Yucking your yum, even if it’s a tv show that you’re excited about enjoying
I cannot be the only person who thought this was Martin Sheen and Steven Spielberg.
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I cannot be the only person who thought this was Martin Sheen and Steven Spielberg.
As a person with perpetual sads, these Christmas commercials with the saddest songs ever need to get some joy and mirth.
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As a person with perpetual sads, these Christmas commercials with the saddest songs ever need to get some joy and mirth.
Aww man, turns out only getting 3 hours of sleep makes me weepy
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Aww man, turns out only getting 3 hours of sleep makes me weepy
My dogs woke me up at 2 and I’m just up and eating ridiculous snacks and watching tv, but tell me why my son just woke up from a dead sleep and brushed his teeth for 7 seconds and then stumbled back to bed?
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My dogs woke me up at 2 and I’m just up and eating ridiculous snacks and watching tv, but tell me why my son just woke up from a dead sleep and brushed his teeth for 7 seconds and then stumbled back to bed?
One day I will have to explain to an ER Dr that I have butterflied myself into a knee injury and they will be so young that they will not know Tootsie roll and I will perish into ashes
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One day I will have to explain to an ER Dr that I have butterflied myself into a knee injury and they will be so young that they will not know Tootsie roll and I will perish into ashes
Omg. This paperwork for a physical with the city govt wants me to list every job I’ve ever had. Y’all. 😂 I am too old for this.
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Omg. This paperwork for a physical with the city govt wants me to list every job I’ve ever had. Y’all. 😂 I am too old for this.
I’ve never hated a floor plan as much as I hate the floor plan of this house.
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ve never hated a floor plan as much as I hate the floor plan of this house.
I asked my kid’s dad if a bunch of kid’s underwear and socks are over there and he said no. I have ordered more, so I predict 10-15 of the originals will magically come home with kid after the next visit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I asked my kid’s dad if a bunch of kid’s underwear and socks are over there and he said no. I have ordered more, so I predict 10-15 of the originals will magically come home with kid after the next visit.
I bought a big pack of under-eye masks and they are having such a positive ripple effect on my life. They feel so nice, my eyes look better and for the 10 minutes I leave them on, I end up doing other little self care tasks. I Love this for me.
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I bought a big pack of under-eye masks and they are having such a positive ripple effect on my life. They feel so nice, my eyes look better and for the 10 minutes I leave them on, I end up doing other little self care tasks. I Love this for me.
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I am very tired.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am very tired.
Litmus test for my hormone levels: Vienna by Ultravox. Do I sing along or sob along?
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Litmus test for my hormone levels: Vienna by Ultravox. Do I sing along or sob along?
These teenagers knocked on my door telling me they raising funds for their band for a high school I have never heard of around here, but it’s cold af outside so I gave em $10 anyway.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
These teenagers knocked on my door telling me they raising funds for their band for a high school I have never heard of around here, but it’s cold af outside so I gave em $10 anyway.
Y’all! I’m so excited. In 2026 I’m going to get to do some work that I am really excited about with adults with disabilities (including my own son) and I’m thrilled!
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Y’all! I’m so excited. In 2026 I’m going to get to do some work that I am really excited about with adults with disabilities (including my own son) and I’m thrilled!
I am compelled to tell you all that the Carbone brand spicy vodka sauce is delicious and only $1 more at Costco for 2 jars than just one jar at Kroger. I was a diehard Rao’s customer, but gd, Carbone’s sauce is delicious.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am compelled to tell you all that the Carbone brand spicy vodka sauce is delicious and only $1 more at Costco for 2 jars than just one jar at Kroger. I was a diehard Rao’s customer, but gd, Carbone’s sauce is delicious.
Why did no one warn me that Slow Horses season 5 only had 6 episodes? I needed 8. I can’t be mad at the show. It’s perfect, but I needed 8.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why did no one warn me that Slow Horses season 5 only had 6 episodes? I needed 8. I can’t be mad at the show. It’s perfect, but I needed 8.
There is nothing more beautiful than decorating your Christmas tree with your child and later seeing the absolute cluster of ornaments at exactly their height.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There is nothing more beautiful than decorating your Christmas tree with your child and later seeing the absolute cluster of ornaments at exactly their height.
Will the younger generations ever be able to truly comprehend the worldwide phenomenon of Riverdance?
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Will the younger generations ever be able to truly comprehend the worldwide phenomenon of Riverdance?
Kicked on the little space heater and forgot the humidifier so now my sinuses are trashed.
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Kicked on the little space heater and forgot the humidifier so now my sinuses are trashed.
I mean, everyone has code names/nicknames to refer to family members, right?
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I mean, everyone has code names/nicknames to refer to family members, right?
Hell hath frozen over! My ex-husband, a Le Cordon Bleu trained chef of 30 years, to whom I owe all my cooking acumen, called me to ask for one of MY recipes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hell hath frozen over! My ex-husband, a Le Cordon Bleu trained chef of 30 years, to whom I owe all my cooking acumen, called me to ask for one of MY recipes.
When I finish a book and contemplate how I feel about it, I can speed up the process by reading discussions of the book and seeing how incensed I become.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When I finish a book and contemplate how I feel about it, I can speed up the process by reading discussions of the book and seeing how incensed I become.
I know they didn’t make a second season of The Night Manager with my mental health in mind, but here we are and they better not have fucked it up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I know they didn’t make a second season of The Night Manager with my mental health in mind, but here we are and they better not have fucked it up.
The problem with being in walking distance to Chicago’s Chicken and Waffles is that I can smell it from my front porch sometimes and then nothing else will do. 🦞
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The problem with being in walking distance to Chicago’s Chicken and Waffles is that I can smell it from my front porch sometimes and then nothing else will do. 🦞