I have screamed about this a lot in the past but in short, my take is that Branagh’s masculinity is too fragile to play the Poirot we see on the page. he has to make him an action hero who fucks. meanwhile David Suchet, A REAL MAN, commits to the fussy rotund ace-coded sirop de cassis stan we love

Alix I think about the mustache’s tragic backstory every day of my life and am FILLED WITH RAGE

if the Kenneth Branagh Poirot movies have no haters left it means my hate has finally killed me and I am dead

They are getting the last few years and that’s it. I’ve had background checks for the bar, state jobs and even the TBI. If they need to know something specific for the purposes of my physical, they can ask me for that information

That looks painful!

Ummm, my lovely husband has just offered to take me to Vienna. 😂 do I tell him it’s just perimenopause hormones making me sob? What a sweetheart.