Haunted Hamburger
@hauntedhamburger.bsky.social
I like to sit on my porch
I cannot be the only person who thought this was Martin Sheen and Steven Spielberg.
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I cannot be the only person who thought this was Martin Sheen and Steven Spielberg.
You, but happily. Love it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You, but happily. Love it.
A group of participants at my son’s program told me at the Halloween dance today that I “looked like someone from a movie” I thought they meant my shiny jacket but then they told me I “looked like Captain Marvel, but all the time” and y’all, I am floating on cloud 9. I don’t even care if it’s true.
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A group of participants at my son’s program told me at the Halloween dance today that I “looked like someone from a movie” I thought they meant my shiny jacket but then they told me I “looked like Captain Marvel, but all the time” and y’all, I am floating on cloud 9. I don’t even care if it’s true.
This is my theme song for today
October 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is my theme song for today
Girl’s night out!
September 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Girl’s night out!
I have to carry these these little vials of Cromolyn to add to my beverages before meals and I’m always worried it looks like I’m trying to roofie myself
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have to carry these these little vials of Cromolyn to add to my beverages before meals and I’m always worried it looks like I’m trying to roofie myself
Get this fan, y’all! It’s amazing
August 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Get this fan, y’all! It’s amazing
It says sticks. I expected something dry? It’s about the texture of Swedish Fish candy. I don’t hate it, but I know it’s going to take a long time to get through
July 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It says sticks. I expected something dry? It’s about the texture of Swedish Fish candy. I don’t hate it, but I know it’s going to take a long time to get through
Y’all, the side eye I gave this sentence placement.
July 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Y’all, the side eye I gave this sentence placement.
Wowbutter. I ordered creamy, they sent crunchy.
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wowbutter. I ordered creamy, they sent crunchy.
Repost with your first crush
May 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Repost with your first crush
Sometimes I got to a mid ass Mediterranean restaurant just because they have ducks and geese that come up to the patio area
May 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sometimes I got to a mid ass Mediterranean restaurant just because they have ducks and geese that come up to the patio area
As much as I hate Kroger produce, they keep me coming back for the fuel discount
January 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
As much as I hate Kroger produce, they keep me coming back for the fuel discount
These are good af
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
These are good af
I fucked up the chip order but my kid will be thrilled
April 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I fucked up the chip order but my kid will be thrilled
Guess what I’m seeing today? I already know I’m going to cry.
February 18, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Guess what I’m seeing today? I already know I’m going to cry.
Sports for disabled kids always get the worst days and times that no other team wants and we get bumped the second someone else wants it.
![Picture is a text that reads: Good afternoon! I’m so sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Due to the recent crazy weather, there were lots of trade shows and sporting events at the local middle schools and high schools that had to be canceled. Unfortunately they have been rescheduled for this weekend using all of the gymnasium in [redacted] including the community center. I’m so sorry, we will not be able to play this Saturday, the 27th. We look forward to seeing you on February 3!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ub26febqtceustwepyc63vqk/bafkreihyv5p5vxqyje7es5n25gy75mtn256bqirwmdiyzhpk7vuaafyvum@jpeg)
January 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Sports for disabled kids always get the worst days and times that no other team wants and we get bumped the second someone else wants it.
Pacino is 5’6. The internet says De Niro is 5’10, but he looks no more than 5’8 (without the lifts). And wtf is up with Pacino’s feet and legs looking like Jim Henson is moving him around? What is happening
December 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Pacino is 5’6. The internet says De Niro is 5’10, but he looks no more than 5’8 (without the lifts). And wtf is up with Pacino’s feet and legs looking like Jim Henson is moving him around? What is happening
This little guy is getting all the snuggles while he recovers from his neutering.
November 2, 2023 at 10:24 PM
This little guy is getting all the snuggles while he recovers from his neutering.
She also put these Jesus clings on all my friend’s windows. I stole one.
October 30, 2023 at 1:29 AM
She also put these Jesus clings on all my friend’s windows. I stole one.
I want to go to a pumpkin patch this weekend but I’d have to go by myself and there are just certain things that I enjoy more with a companion. Idk. I am feeling all Linus about it.
October 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM
I want to go to a pumpkin patch this weekend but I’d have to go by myself and there are just certain things that I enjoy more with a companion. Idk. I am feeling all Linus about it.
Kate Siegel is so flawless in Fall of the house if Usher. Look upon her and behold the perfection.
October 19, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Kate Siegel is so flawless in Fall of the house if Usher. Look upon her and behold the perfection.
Perfect weather for a morning walk
September 23, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Perfect weather for a morning walk
Look at this fine young fella they have delivering my food to me. I wanna hand him an extra five and tell him to take it easy on the ladies.
August 9, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Look at this fine young fella they have delivering my food to me. I wanna hand him an extra five and tell him to take it easy on the ladies.